Thursday, April 30, 2009

PANDEMIC vs COLD BLOODED MURDER


I have to applaud you lemmings for overreacting to this "pandemic". The chances of you dying from this crap are slim to none, yet you want to seal the border, create new health agencies and hide out in fall out shelters. Yesterday I heard tales of local restaurants handing out Purel to all the tables and local parents keeping their kids from school. The ef

Imagine if you morons reacted the same way to each killing that happened in the Metro area. Last time I checked NOBODY in the area has died from getting the sniffles yet in KCMO alone this year nearly 40 people have been murdered in cold blood.

When will you idiots get a clue?

FAKE NEWS STATION IN TROUBLE


SWAGGA IS THE WORD OF THE DAY

SWAGGA WITH NO TACT



Wednesday, April 29, 2009

IT'S NAP


Another day another F' Up by the person that can't afford to do so. I guess it will take Americans loosing their lives due to one of her mistakes before she gets the boot.

I WENT TO VALVOLINE


Like most people south of 135th street I dont change my own oil. I figure if you break down my earnings to an hourly rate and then apply that rate to the time it takes to change the oil that I am actually saving myself money by paying someone else to do it.

So I go to Valvoline and it comes time for them to give the full press on the additional services that they recommend and it gets to the air filter. The guy doing the sales job to me told me that by changing my air filter I will be helping the environment...... I told him that I didn't give a crap about the environment and after he finished laughing he said that he didn't either but they get a lot of single women that actually believe that they are doing the environment a favor by changing this.

The reason I tell you this is to inspire you to be honest about your antigreen beliefs. Don't be afraid to tell people that you don't believe the global warming hype. The look on their face at first is freaking priceless.

DAMN

HOLY WT CRIME SPREES BATMAN!