N. KOREA LAUGHS AT OBAMA

Can you blame foreign countries for taking advantage of our empty suit?

TWITTER TAKE 2

Ok I tried the twitter thing a while back(4 posts in one day) and didn't like it BUT I give everything a 2nd chance so I am starting it again ( almost a year later)

https://twitter.com/jocosob

ITS 2009 AND LOOK WHOSE BURNING

If you are a resident of KCMO you probably have an STD. Dirty Bastards

THE WIRE - AK-47 IS THE TOOL, DONT MAKE ME

How long will it be before the mayor of KCMO is laying wreaths at the tomb of the unkown gang banger?

1. KCMO residents believe that living close to the Plaza is safe.. That is unless you are a woman.

2. AK47's in the KCMO streets could be dangerous if the idiots shooting them knew how to aim. 3 wounded.

3. Wichita girls are easily fooled into turning tricks.

4. Two little girls stabbed to death in Nevada.

5. Trickle Down. After the sexual assaults at KCMO public school you knew that it would end up hitting the daycare circuit.

QUICK HITS - STAYCATION

If you tell someone that YOU are taking a staycation you might be a douchebag.

1. Female Pedos continue to cash in

2. Does Pelosi actually expect us to believe her over the CIA?

3. Brokeback Penguin is now required reading in Cali

4. Natural beauty is a rare thing in Hollywood. Damn! Some of these chicks are just nasty.

5. Your burger may kill you this weekend.

6. Women can't understand why their husbands rather watch ESPN than have sex with them... I will avoid commenting on this one.

7. CNN asks if your state has the best BBQ...HELL NO! TENN has the best.

8. Finally the government has an official stance about Peeing in the Pool.

9. I am not in favor of cock fighting but to make it a felony? Come on.

10. Fed Bank finally reads book on basic economics.

HIP HOP FLASHBACK - BUDDY

AYO

OP BLIGHT MAKES NATIONAL NEWS

I would like to thank a reader for finding this nice little gem in todays news. The vacancy of Metcalf South is now giving our great city a black eye at a National Level.