QUICK HITS

I have to say that other than Iran the news today was pretty lame. BUT I was able to pull a quick hits segment out of my ass for you to read. Enjoy.

1. People that live in our capital can't purchase guns BUT suspected terrorist can.

2. Chris Browns gets probation.

3. A personal Hero of mine (Steve Jobs) is back at work.

4. Punishment by amputation is Somalia. Could we use this on Sex Offenders?

5. The Whacked out Gov of NY is threatening to use the police on elected officials.

6. It is sad that the leader of France is a bigger bad ass than the leader of the United States. Sad, sad, sad.

7. Subway crash in D.C.

8. Will Eminem get blamed for the actions of someone he has never met?

9. HAPPY DAYS! Donald Fehr is stepping down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Sebelius soon to be despised by the rest of the United States The government is awesome.

Rihannas day in court?

Lets hope that Chris Brown gets locked up for a longtime.
Cowardly woman beater.

BEST GUITAR PLAYER ALIVE

I have been going back and forth with this geezer that claims that Eddie is Better than Slash. No freaking way.

SLASH

EDDIE VAN HALEN

PEREZ HILTON GETS BITCH SLAPPED

Couldnt of happened to a better person.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

The only thing missing from the East Side to officially make it hell is heat. It is almost a hundred degrees now......

1. A fitting self imposed death penalty for sexual predator in JOCO. Enjoy hell A HOLE.

2. Scary looking child molester thinks it is OK to move back in with his victims mom.

3. What does it say about your city when sitting at home isn't even safe?

4. Criminal masterminds in the East Side pull off a Chuch's Chicken robbery.

5. Early Morning East Side carjacking.

6. East Side murderers dont mind the heat.

MOTORCYCLE GIRLS