Almost Daily Link Blast

Who is the bigger Jackass, Lebron or Obama?


1.  "Hey Lebron, Hows my Dirk Taste"  AWESOME.
2.  10 places that are worst to swim at than a KCMO public pool.
3.  20 awesome Miami Heat takes.  Because yes, Lebron is a douche
4.  More awesome Lebron Photoshops.
5.  Douche bags own gyms.  Do you know one of these guys?
6.  At least Weiner has good taste.
7.  10 people that you will run into on a First Friday.
8.  Katy Perry has cleavage in case you didn't know.

"Naked Circus."

Atlantic City figures out that sex sells......

Ludacris - F5 Furiously Dangerous Ft Slaughterhouse

Almost Daily Link Blast

9 Websites to get your week started off right. 

1.  Hilarious website - "I'm not a racist but..."
2.  Topless Aniston 
3.  7 videos of cheerleaders failing.
4.  The best of the dunks for the 2011 playoffs.
5.  Lawn Mower powered beer train. Video
6.  Forbes tries to convince people that Boxed Wine is good enough to leave the trailer park.
7.  13 tornado videos that don't suck
8.  Weirdest IPhone apps ever made.
9.  Top 10 Muscle Cars ever made

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

First weekend in the 90's without rain and production is up in the metros killing fields. 

1.  Well this is a first even for KCMO. Domestic issues solved with Gasoline and matches. 
2.  Is apologizing for creating child porn enough for the religious right to once again move past the hypocrisy that exists within their groups.
3.  Murder Suicide in the east side.  Mother and Son?
4.  Are knife murders making a come back?  KCK.
5.  Dead woman found in her eastside home.  Suspicious, really? 
6.  KCK residents renovate their neighborhoods with Arson. 
7.  Federal Stupidity - Feds seize elderberry juice.  Because THAT is the biggest danger facing our country.
8.  KCMO police attempt to keep a murder off the books....

The Ass Crack of JOCO

Do we really need to claim Roeland Park as part of JOCO?  Can't we simply call first 20 miles of JOCO that border Wyco the DMZ?  It's crap cities like Roeland Park that give the rest of our wonderful county a bad name.

HOMOCIDE

Captain Save A Hoe

Cya Katie

To JOCO Douche Bag Parkers.

Take up two spaces to protect your Audi and we will go out of our way to F UP your paint.