F OFF Elitist

Excuse me if I don't wait in line to kiss the rings on the fingers of our elected elitist officials that supposedly save the world.  Let's be honest here, all they did was increase the limit on their credit card (and they OWN the credit card).  The financial experts all agree, this bill is garbage and will do NOTHING to solve the real problem in D.C.

Our government has completely spun out of control and the biggest offenders reside in the Senate.  It is time that we cut back the length of their terms or put term limits on the most corrupt 100 people in the nation.  This group of douche bags not only take the most money from special interest groups but they also control the most import committees.

Selena Gomez Bikini

Reese Witherspoon Bikini

Mila vs. Portman

Two movies with the same damn story within 3 months of each other?  The originality of Hollywood is amazing.

Headline of the Day

"Winehouse Cause of Death Undetermined"

Your kidding right?

It's always a white guy

Whenever a story like this happens you know that the suspect is white and has a cheesy mustache. At least the city was safe from Topeka residents for a couple of hours.

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

Do gangsters, rapists, murderers and other psychos take it easy when it is hot out?  Hell no.  If anything they step up their game.  Can you imagine what this group could do with some decent weather?  

1.  This douche bag thought that wearing camo pants would hide him while he robbed a bank.
2.  Something tells me that Club Sweat isn't a popular hang out for Jocoians looking for a good time.  Shooting.
3.  Rap Concerts are usually so peaceful... Midland Theater Brawl.
4.  Maybe it would be simpler if they just reported the streets that they didn't find dead bodies on in KCK.

There are several more stories but I think you get the idea.

Pete Rock & Smif N Wessun "That's Hard" feat. Styles P & Sean Price