If you open up a coffee shop in the middle of the forest and nobody is there to see it, did that coffee chop really open? Talk about a crappy business plan.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
THE WIRE - BROKEN RECORD
The crime in this city is too damn predictable.
1. Stabbing
2. Police Chase and Shots fired
Why bother being creative with the headlines if these bastards aren't even going to be creative with their crimes?
Monday, February 16, 2009
QUICK HITS
The audience of this blog tends to be more informed than most of the people breathing air in our city. If you don't like this blog there is a good chance that you suffer from a learning disability or have graduated from the KCMO school district.
1. He wants to tax your porn to cover his pay increases. STAND UP!
2. FOLLOW UP: 15 year old chick was a whore to at least 3 kids under the age of sixteen (one was 13).
3. Scientist have way too much time on their hands.
4. Another reason why the IPOD kicks ass.
5. Propaganda and election rigging at its best. No I am not talking about the Minn Senate seat.
6. Is another Welfare Ho about to deliver a liter?
8. Obama cupcakes.
9. Detroit is a bigger pile of crap than KCMO
10. Begala is a douche bag.
COMING SOON
Battle of Celebrity Chicks - Still working on the format and participants but I hope to have it ready by March Madness. I am picturing 64 celeb chicks in a single elimination tournament to find out which chick is the hottest.
Need ideas for #1 seeds
Need ideas for #1 seeds
GREEN WACKO UPDATE
BEWARE OF FREEDOM KILLERS1. Hamburgers are causing the world to end.
2. The US cooling trend continues shhhhhhhhh!
3. Man made global warming is a hoax. I think I will take his word for it over that of the croc wearing, granola eating, hemp clothes wearing shoppers at Whole Foods.
4. Palanets are like cars, once this one wears out we can go to one of the newer models.
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