Now that summer is almost over I can finally rid myself of "golf guy". Golf guy is softball guys wealthier ugly cousin and is even more annoying. Monday mornings in the office are often spent hearing tales of the great round that they played at "The Club" along with how many beers they drank along the way. One thing you must remember though after hearing these tales is that if you ever play with golf guy it will always be the worst round he ever played and the course will be in terrible condition. How else can he explain shooting a score 20 points higher with you than he does the other 52 weeks a year.
1. The in office practice swing. This is similar to the air guitar except
2. "I'd rather be golfing" There has not been a day in the past 9 years that I have not heard that stupid ass phrase.
