OMAHA, Neb -- State Sen. Ernie Chambers is suing God. He said on Monday that it is to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.
- I would like to see "Allah" sued for September 11th.
- The sun for global warming.
- Celine Dion for noise pollution.
- Santa Clause for animal cruelty.
- The Tooth Fairy for price gouging.
- Easter Bunny for promoting the genocide of chickens.
- Hallmark Cards for the creation of made up holidays in order to sell cards.
