Monday, November 26, 2007

QUICK HITS


1. One more thing has become unsafe in KCK, going to church. At least the criminal gets points for originality. If ever there was any doubt that this guy was going to hell it has been eliminated. #22 in the nation and rising!
2. Criminals in JOCO could take a tip from the professional criminals in KCK. Who still robs liquor stores? This is the most unoriginal crime of the week. It is clear that the criminals in JOCO still have a lot to learn from their peers in KCK & KCMO.
3. KCK Educator enlightens us all to his journey down the scenic Parallel Parkway. He blames boredom on the assault and mugging that he encountered. BOREDOM! When was the last time you brought up mugging someone because you were bored? This guy is a TEACHER in that district. Hey jackass how about putting the blame where it belongs.
4. Cops & Donuts team up? What an unlikely combination.