Bud Light Presents.....Real Men of Genius
~~Real Men of Genius~~
Today we salute you, Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers Fan
~~Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers Fan!~~
You are number one in the country.
You beat your rival, and have a chance at the national title.
It's time to print scoreboard t-shirts and worship civil war tyrants.
~~We burned your town down!!!~~
As fast as your QB could pick his nose,
your dream season came crashing down.
Your title hopes died in embarrassing fashion,
and your Chase cried like a little girl.
~~Why does always this happen to me!?!?!?!~~
Fifth downs, Tyrus Edney, Quinn Snyder and now the BCS, once again, you are the laughingstock of college sports nationwide.
I bet you're feeling pretty pathetic right now.
~~This is the worst day of my life!!!~~
So crack open a Bud Light Mister self-professed cursed Tigers fan.
Perhaps if you didn't mock WWII vets or people with cancer on national television,
people would actually give a rats ass about you,
and karma wouldn't be such a bitch.
~~Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers fan~~
Anheiser-Busch, St. Louis Missouri. Please commit suicide responsibly.