Wednesday, August 06, 2008

FUNKHOUSER THINKS HE IS ALADDIN

The Mayor: Resolution against illegal guns.
Well that solves everything! Who knew that it would so freaking simple? All that the mayor had to do was join a "coalition of mayors", ask for the passing of a resolution, and the violent crime in Kansas City will be gone. Who the F*** does this guy think he is? Aladdin? Did he get three wishes? Holy crap what a moron.

For months and months I have been calling on the Mayor, the Police Chief and the "media" to take on crime and this is what we get?
Hey jackass the guns are illegal therefore you have laws in place prohibiting them already so what the hell is a resolution going to do? Is a resolution more powerful than a law? No, it is just more symbolism without substance coming from an incompetent lurch looking mayor with no clue how to run a city.

If this is the best that we are going to get then I have a resolution of my own.... Increase illegal guns. Heck why not? Flood the neighborhoods with guns and lets get it all settled. Make September Homicide month in Kansas City. It would be like pulling off a band aid, the faster it is done the better. Why drag out murders through out the year?

While we are at it why not pass more problem solving resolutions? How about passing resolutions against Cancer, car accidents, unemployment, gas prices, long check out lines, cloudy days............

GOOD LUCK KCMO BECAUSE YOU ARE OFFICIALLY SCREWED!