It isn't often that there is a good story in the news regarding Satan worshiping so when one comes across the news desk here at JOCOSOB I feel obligated to share it with you.
It appears that in Russia a group of peaceful worshipers got a little carried away and stabbed 4 goth teens over 600 times. Ohh the fun doesn't stop there. Once they bleed their kills the prosatan group butchered them up and slow roasted them on a camp fire. The story doesn't mention what side dishes were served or what was for dessert.
