This section pretty much writes itself now.
1. Riverside arsonist cripple snow removal equipment. I wonder how many people will end up as red snow stains because of this fire.
2. Kiddie Gitmo in Abilene, KS.
3. 35th and Main is where I would want to be at 4:30 in the morning. This person might as well had a "Stab Me" sign.
4. It isn't even safe to stay inside and watch tv in KCMO.
5. Female cops in KCMO can't handle shoplifters. What happens when they go up against a gang banger?
6. I have heard of kids smoking weed with their parents before BUT smoking weed and WATCHING PORN. That is some straight up incest crap. Only in Missouri.
