Ten local and national stories that JOCOIANS should read today.
1. Does anyone know what the street exchange rate is for food stamps nowadays?
2. The German army is a joke.
3. Did the UAW finally wake up and realize that getting paid $70 per hour to push a button was a little excessive?
4. Terrorist make terrible money.
5. Teenagers have started mutilating their bodies to cope with their daddy issues.
6. James Franco and Sean Penn get together and like it.
7. It's ok for a 17 year old to get an abortion without parental consent but if they share a naked photo of themselves with a friend they get in trouble????????????????
8. Hot KY serves an alternate purpose behind prison walls.
9. Christmas Party OUT, Muslim Festival IN.
10. Texas woman has a body infested with maggots.
