Here are more crimes that happened to people that didn't win a golden ticket to join Scott Parks in Wonka Land.
1. The murder of this East Side woman wasn't important enough to be headline news on most local news sites.
2. Pushing a wimpy ass postal worker might land these two douche bags in prison. Cliff Clavin would bitch slap this guy.
3. The recession is forcing KU kids to switch from cocaine to meth.
4. Raytown kids are at risk from potential abductors
5. JOCO teens arrested for robbing a hotel? Surely these teens aren't natural born citizens of our county.
6. I really have no idea how to explain this one so I will let you read this story about a sicko Coach and well make your own conclusions.