HO TO HOUSEWIFE NEVER WORKS

In the insightful words of Kurupt we all know that you can't turn a ho into a housewife.  If only Tiger Woods would of listend to those lyrices, he might not of married a lingerie model.

1.  911 tape

2.  Crime Scene photos

3.  Wife kicks Tigers ass, not the tree.  Now imagine if he would of fought back.  The poor bastard would NEVER be able to overcome that so he had to sit back and get bitch slapped.

4.  Tiger Woods releases a statement that I am sure was written by Nike.