I woke up this morning expecting to see Dennis Quaid heading to the Johnson County main library on dog sled to rescue his son from the killer cold. I want to know why I am am so cold while at the same time (allegedly) polar bears are having sun tan lotion applied by AlGore and PETA.
As my fossil fuel gas hog V8 AWD fights the elements to seek shelter from this weather I wonder how many smart cars I will see on the road stuck in ditches and how many protesters will be outside of the plow garages protesting their carbon emissions...
Having said that the only thing you really need to remember is Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
