Top 10 reasons Chris Merrill is leaving for San Diego
2. Free Dental
3. He is afraid of Kyle James
4. Afraid of catching a stray bullet at next years coats for kids remote.
5. It's the only way we could get Brad Pitt to come to Kansas City
6. He likes paying $7 a gallon in gas
7. Lost to EJ Becker in an arm wrestling contest
8. Heard that Prop 8 was about to go his way
9. Donkey shows are only a trolley ride away
10. Parks & Wright not as good as Merrill & Wright
