Monday, May 07, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Top 10 reasons Chris Merrill is leaving for San Diego
1. His Baby Lisa investigaton has lead him there.
2. Free Dental
3. He is afraid of Kyle James
4. Afraid of catching a stray bullet at next years coats for kids remote.
5. It's the only way we could get Brad Pitt to come to Kansas City
6. He likes paying $7 a gallon in gas
7. Lost to EJ Becker in an arm wrestling contest
8. Heard that Prop 8 was about to go his way
9. Donkey shows are only a trolley ride away
10. Parks & Wright not as good as Merrill & Wright
Friday, January 06, 2012
This morning Chris Merrill had one of the greatest callers in radio history. She kept it real by using terms like "white devil", "youz a Pussy" and my personal favorite "say that shit down in the hood" along with the epic "your dick is small".
The hood should be proud to have this person defending them in such an articulate way. Sly James says that there is a problem with the KCMO school district. I call BS after hearing this woman call in.
BUT lets face it, you don't have to me a small dicked white devil draped in a white sheet with a messed up grill to get shot or stabbed in KCMO. KCMO is an equal opportunity city when it comes to murder and ass kicking.