Showing posts with label dick morris. Show all posts
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Friday, January 04, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. Why is it news if someone eats pizza? If anything the fact that the liberal, tree hugging, green peace, africa before America bastard ate there is enough of a reason for me not to eat there. The fact that all of the news channels and the newspaper have this as NEWS proves how our country has become a bunch of morons.

2. OP police are on top of things. It seems as if they had inside information that people would be drinking on New Years Eve. How did they figure that out?

3. Handicapped people think they they are immune from vandals. Can't they just be happy that they get the good parking? Why is this guy shocked?

4. What is the deal with the aim of our killers? With shooting like this it is no wonder that our murder rate went down.

5. A man from Belton got his 5th DUI. Is this news? Doesn't half of Belton have 5 DUI's?

6. While the rest of the world is fighting terrorist the Swiss are protecting us from speeding Skiers.

7. I am not even going to have a Mother of the Year competition this year. Britney wins and it is only January 4th. The rest will have to slug it out for 2nd place.

8. Dick thinks that Hillary can make a comeback. Lesbians every where mourn.