QUICK HITS - Catch up

1. Smoking in bed leads to fires. This ranks up there with Turkey Fryer in Garage guy.

2. Another peaceful evening on Prospect. Is there a crappier street in all the Metro?

3. Nothing says Spring more than a Drive By shooting in KCMO. Pennsylvania can keep their ground hog.

4. I thought that ELF (turns out it was EMF)was a crappy band from the 90's. Turns out that they are a bunch of psycho earth lovers that like to torch the planet it order to save the planet. I am not sure which is worst.

5. Drug Lords vs. Oil Dictators. This war has potential. I will take Columbia and the points on this one.

6. 345,000 tons of bird crap has got to smell.

7. What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. That might be true for most things but HIV & Hepatitis? This "health care facility" makes Truman med look good.

8. Bronze plaques to mark the spots where homeless people die in San Fran. How about taking the plaque money and feeding the poor bastards. Yet another Liberal idea full of symbolism over substance.

QUICK HITS

1. Parent thinks that Guitar Hero is to blame for his sons pot smoking, so he sells it. That makes perfect sense. I always get a good chuckle win parents blame games, music, tv etc... on the fall of their "perfect" children (instead of themselves). Maybe he should raise his kids in a bubble filled with Nerf so that when it is time to hit the real world they will be even more screwed up.
2. Never in a million years would I expect Al Sharpton of doing something illegal. Ok I lied, I never thought he would get caught. It is good to know that his protesting skills can be purchased I may need them in the future.
3. It is almost as if Vegas is preparing for my visit. If ever there was a fish out of water it was Celine Dion in Vegas. Now the husbands of the world will have to find somewhere else to dump their wives while they hit the strip clubs.
4. BEAVER BE CAUTIOUS ALWAYS SAYS STAY AWAY FROM OVERHEAD LINES. Clark Griswold he ain't.
5. Naked is in, for womens fashion. There might not be a more rewarding economic indicator than this.