Sunday, December 16, 2007

QUICK HITS


1. Parent thinks that Guitar Hero is to blame for his sons pot smoking, so he sells it. That makes perfect sense. I always get a good chuckle win parents blame games, music, tv etc... on the fall of their "perfect" children (instead of themselves). Maybe he should raise his kids in a bubble filled with Nerf so that when it is time to hit the real world they will be even more screwed up.
2. Never in a million years would I expect Al Sharpton of doing something illegal. Ok I lied, I never thought he would get caught. It is good to know that his protesting skills can be purchased I may need them in the future.
3. It is almost as if Vegas is preparing for my visit. If ever there was a fish out of water it was Celine Dion in Vegas. Now the husbands of the world will have to find somewhere else to dump their wives while they hit the strip clubs.
4. BEAVER BE CAUTIOUS ALWAYS SAYS STAY AWAY FROM OVERHEAD LINES. Clark Griswold he ain't.
5. Naked is in, for womens fashion. There might not be a more rewarding economic indicator than this.