THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

Gangs bangers wear panchos? One would have to assume so after reading THE WIRE today. We got shootings, ho smacking, stabbings and found bodies. If you are reading this from your home congratulations, you made it through another weekend. If you are reading this from the hospital then learn to duck.

1. There is no such thing as a natural death in KCMO so don't fall for the attempt at stat cooking.

2. KCK's Argentine district joins in on the fun.

3. How does a conversation go after you get shot in KCMO "Hey do you want me to call the ambo or should we just check ourselves in?" Good lord. Note: If I get shot I want my ass life flighted, screw the ambulance and driving myself.

4. Kansas City was once known for its beautiful blvds. Now we know them as killing fields.

5. The violence in this college town is out of control. There were more stabbings in Lawrence this weekend than K State
victories in Hoops in the past 20 years(in Lawrence).

6. East Side religious leader reaches back and smacks a Ho. Even the Pastors in the inside are freaking gangsters.

THE WIRE

1. JOCO grandma robbed at ATM on her way to play bridge.

2. March all you want East Side, the bullets will only stop when you take real action. Enjoy your latest statistic on Paseo as you pat yourselves on the back for your parade.

3. KCMO's murder squad is working longer hours solving crimes that have happened due to the citizens inability to stop crimes before they happen.

4. Warmer weather means the return of the KC arsonist. 27th & Wabash. On a side note, don't you ever find it funny that when they report estimated damage to homes in the East Side or KCK that the dollar value is typically less than the price of the cars most in JOCO drive?

QUICK HITS

1. Due to the lack of visitors & animals, the Kansas City Zoo should be the safest zoo on the planet. The only interesting creatures at the zoo are the wanna be zoologist that roam the paths in their safari gear. If you have seen these people you understand why the animals are afraid to get close to the fences.

2. Have you seen this dudes truck? I have seen it several times this past week and nearly puked. Who the hell wants to see a picture of an aborted baby while driving their car? Apparently the Olathe police department didn't.

3. Let me help out the Mayor of KCMO on this one. He is forced to lay people off due to the irresponsible spending habits of Cleaver & Barnes, the payoffs to religious leaders/special interest groups and the fact that other than downtown wannabes that live in lofts NOBODY WANTS TO MOVE THERE. Your schools suck, your crime is high, your politics are a joke, the infrastructure is ancient and the majority of your women are ugly. (North Kansas City is of course exempt from all of the above statements. The people that live up in North Kansas City are like Israel. They are good people in a good community but under constant attack by its neighbors). YOU DO NOT HAVE A TAX BASE WORTH A DAMN.
Who the hell guaranteed these people jobs for life anyways? Why do we cry over city employees but don't care if Block lays off twice that number? Simple.... It is "government". The dependent class that makes up the majority of KCMO is frightened that some of the free crap that "daddy" has been providing is going bye bye. Good, cut them off.

4. KCK is now attempting to go smoke free.....These cities must think that smoke is more dangerous than bullets. They keep pushing laws limiting the freedoms of citizens that obey the laws and little time trying to solve their crime problems.

5. If they really wanted to improve the bridge they would make it so you couldn't see the blight that is Paseo(what was once the most scenic road in the city).