Monday, November 10, 2008
THE JOCOSOB RECESSION PLAN FOR KCMO WOMEN
DON'T LET IT BE SAID THAT THE PEOPLE OF JOCO DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WOMEN IN KCMO. WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE YOUR TALENTS TO GET OFF WELFARE
THE RED STAR DYING A QUICK DEATH
If you live in Kansas City the recent firings at The Red Star are good news in more ways than one. First we don't have to read crappy articles written by untalented hacks that couldn't cut it in any other market than our cupcake market. Second it means that the socialist rag is suffering more and more for printing their propaganda to the mindless masses that still purchase this crap paper.
The irony in it all that is going unnoticed is that this LIBERAL paper is cutting jobs. Since these people are against corporations making a profit and feel that everyone should work regardless of their work ethic, then why are they increasing the unemployment rates in America?
Shouldn't they employ these folks until the last penny is spent?
Notables on their way out
Hearnes "I got my ass kicked by a gay dog" Christopher
Jeffery " I don't know crap about sports" Flannagan
THE BIG FEED
Be sure to add "THE BIG FEED" to your daily reading. I exchanged emails with the guy that runs it and he seems to have a pretty good feel for National issues from a conservative point of view. Also the guy lives in JOCO so you know that he has some class.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
COLD WEATHER MEANS HOMELESS SUDDENLY MATTER
It is a fact that the media and politicians only care about homeless people during election years and 2 months a year (November and December). So be prepared to start reading tear jerking tales of whino bob and his lab braving the cold streets of KCMO searching for $15 to get his next heroin fix.
Or you could have a party to "Celebrate Homeless", like these morons are doing. Couldn't they just collect the money and distribute it without this fanfare of trips and ticket giveaways?
These parties are just ways for KCMO's elite to demonstrate to their friend that they care.
YOU GOTTA LOVE THE KCMO SCHOOL DISTRICT
Just how bad is it in the little district that couldn't? Well it turns out that the kids there are now playing a game called "Lets make a deal". This game is suppose to teach the kids to say no to drugs but come one... The "educators" in that district can't even teach the kids to read.
Nice neighborhoods, nice school district..
THE RETURN OF THE WIRE - WEEKEND ROUND UP
Now that we have a new president it is time to get back in the game. Let's see what our friends the gangbangers, coc slangers, pimps, whores, douchebags, johns and deadbeats have been up to.
1. It appears that East Side criminals have dropped the guns and knives and decided to ram their victims, this time it was law enforcement.
2. Pedos should be rounded up and gang raped on Halloween to prevent this type of thing.
3. Nothing good ever happens at Casinos. Nothing good ever happens at Casinos at 5am.
4. Does it really surprise anyone that meth was found at a Gardner, Ks daycare center? I am still trying to figure out what purpose Gardner serves JOCO?
5. It is good to see the East Side is still the East Side. 2 Dropped in the hood.
6. Thanks to these bastards, tricking old people just got more difficult. There goes one of lifes simple pleasures.
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