QUICK HITS - NO SELL OUT

I was recently told by a blogging group that they wanted to promote this crappy blog nationally but I had to stop with the Hip Hop Videos. Now why the hell would I want to do that? I have been listening to that crap for over 20 years which is longer than I have been a conservative. Why the hell are some conservatives so damn uptight? I politely told them that they could kiss my ass and ask me again when they pulled the "Foot Loose" corn cob out of their ass.

1. One day we are doomed and then the next we are told that it isn't so bad? This passes for freaking leadership? Does he shake a magic 8 ball for his takes on the economy?

2. CITI Bank tells Obama to shove his nationalization attempt up his ass.

3. It's safe to say that taking care of corpses will always be a recession proof career.

4. Obamas popularity is dropping faster than Chris Brown record sales.

5. Warren Buffet sold his soul to the devil this past election and now it is time to collect.

6. Hoarding of ammunition by citizens surely is a sign that Americans trust Obama...

7. Fox news rates the 10 worst celeb boob jobs.

8. Is Obama finally realizing that he isn't Jesus? Poor bastard, that has to be hard to take.

9. Oprah is kinda full of herself.

10. QUOTE OF THE DAY "HE'S PROBABLY BUTT UGLY". Thank you for that.

HIP HOP FLASH BACK

HIP HOP FLASH BACK

CLASSIC

Britney Spears

I know that she is making a comeback (good for her) but I just watched the supposed controversial video she just released and I'm not impressed. She may look kinda the same but long gone is the innocent look she use to have. Now she looks like any other whore that you can find down on the plaza on the weekends.

When did the whore look become the "in thing" for chicks?

DISRESPECT

This story is pretty jacked up. Tayaun Chism MIGHT have some personal insecurities. You see Tayaun is a big bad MOFO and nobody can disrespect him, its bad for his rep. So when a 14 month old baby doesn't show him respect should we be surprised at the outcome.

Tayaun Nobody Respects your ass. As a matter of fact I have a feeling that you have 10-20 years of people disrespecting "your ass" ahead of you.

ARKANSAS KOOL AID?

Now I know that there are a lot of broke ass hillbillies living in Arkansas and that Little Rock is one of the poorest metro areas in the South BUT COME ON! Who the hell mistakes windshield washer fluid for Kool-AID.

jessica alba PICS

SABER SAW & SEX

Does it really take a rocket scientist to know that these two should never go together?

Gretchen Bleiler

QUICK HITS - MASS APPEAL

The number of people that read this blog outnumbers the amount of people that know how to read in the KCMOSD.

1. If this doesn't piss you off I don't know what will. Today a UN leader called the United States a "Deadbeat". Thats like Charles Manson calling the Unabomber violent.

2. Sure the guy killed a shark but it took him two freaking hours.

3. South Carolina kicks Obamas Welfare Check to the curb.

4. The United States has the best Radio Controlled stuff.

5. FOX NEWS has a story about Sexual Freedom....

6. I like the new Joaquin Phoenix better than the old one.


7. Pretty soon my blog will be worth more than the NY Times.

8. Can someone tell me why the F*** this a news story!

9. Teenagers in Minnesota are idiots.

10. Someone has been watching way too much Woody Woodpecker. Speed it up next time buddy.