HO'S FOR FOOD

I hope she was getting more than a 6 piece.

UNEARTH HOUR

I have decided to start fighting back about the carbon worshiping idiots of this country. Since one hour was suppose to help the planet so much (what a joke) then lets flip the script on these hairy armpit chicks. I give you UNEARTH HOUR. For one hour every month we will do all that we can do to show the brainless drones on the left that a cow can fart and the planet will still be hear.

So for one hour I want you to do the following

1. Start your car and let it run. Roll the windows down and crank up the AC.

2. Light a charcoal grill in the backyard and throw on some chemicaly enhanced cow meat.

3. Turn all the lights in your house on. And then sit out on the deck.

4. Even if you don't smoke, light up a big fat Cigar.

5. Turn on the plasma screen and leave the room.

BATTERED WOMEN HAVE A NEW ROLE MODEL

Rihanna is letting all the chicks in America know that getting their ass's kicked everyday by the bf or husband that it is ok. Way to make a stand!

DOPEMAN, DOPEMAN

Ah, Joe Biden has got to be a proud parent today. But seriously, can you blame the gal? If that dumb ass was my dad I would probably be on cocaine too. Hell that might be the only way to understand what the hell he is trying to say.

A REALITY SHOW WORTH WATCHING?

This one sounds so bad that it might actually be good.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

There was something for everyone in the wire today.

1. KCMO Killers work 24 hours a day. Lucky for this guy that the overnight crew has bad aim.

2. The economy is starting to effect the loot of Lawrence stick up men.

3. Bank robbers hit a triple on Saturday morning.

4. KCMO residents never know what they will find in their yards in the morning. Dead bodies seem to be the norm though.

5. Another bar shooting in Lawrence.

WHEN DID KC HIP HOP GET GOOD?

UGK

ARE YOU EATING A BAD WEINER ?

You need to read this story before you put another one in your mouth

TURNING LEFT

Why is it so difficult for you idiots to turn left when two lanes have the arrow? Why do you insist in crossing over into the other lane as if it didn't exist? The best part is when I blow the horn to wake your ignorant ass up and you get pissed at me.

And another thing, PEOPLE NEED TO AVOID MISSION ROAD AT ALL COSTS! There are more old drivers on that stretch of road than anywhere in the metro. These bastards are dangerous.

I am a firm believer that there should be intelligence test given for you to drive and vote.