Monday, October 19, 2009

JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

QUICK HITS - I LIKE MY OATMEAL LUMPY



1.  What happens when you elect lawyers to congress?  1500 page bills full of crap.  
2.  US Flag sticker too controversial.........
3.  Not all stories have a great line like this "Workers later cleaned up a puddle of blood."
4.  Somalis take underwear seriously.  
5.  Florida voting mistakes might see a drop once their death panels kick in. 
6.  6 things that your body does that can't be explained.
7.  If you like deep fried bacon and butter then Texas is the place for you.
8.  13 scariest haunted houses in America. I can't believe they left off the White House.

9.  Smart People are dumb ass's. 
10.  Office Douche Bags.



MEGAN FOX MIGHT NOT BE BISEXUAL!

FAMILY GUY TUESDAY

HEADLINE OF THE DAY


"Police: Man Stabbed Son Over Clogged Toilet"

THE WIRE - SCOTT PARKS EDITION

Today one of the most ignorant people to take to the KC airwaves said that the crime coverage in this city did not represent the Kansas City he knows.  I guess S.cott thinks that the people in East KCMO don't count and that the crime that goes in in those neighborhoods doesn't affect the city as a whole.  What an irresponsible jack ass.  Does he live in Wonka land? 



1.  Bullets fly in the East side hitting 2 people that in the mind of Scott Parks aren't worth covering.
2.  Jimmy Johns dreadlocked shooter is still on the loose
3.  I wonder if the guy that got blasted in this KCK house has ever seen the show hoarders?
4.  Obviously this guy never saw Menace II Society.  You always grab the freaking tape!