Monday, July 25, 2011

Mila vs. Portman

Two movies with the same damn story within 3 months of each other?  The originality of Hollywood is amazing.

Headline of the Day


"Winehouse Cause of Death Undetermined"



Your kidding right?

It's always a white guy

Whenever a story like this happens you know that the suspect is white and has a cheesy mustache. At least the city was safe from Topeka residents for a couple of hours.

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

Do gangsters, rapists, murderers and other psychos take it easy when it is hot out?  Hell no.  If anything they step up their game.  Can you imagine what this group could do with some decent weather?  

1.  This douche bag thought that wearing camo pants would hide him while he robbed a bank.
2.  Something tells me that Club Sweat isn't a popular hang out for Jocoians looking for a good time.  Shooting.
3.  Rap Concerts are usually so peaceful... Midland Theater Brawl.
4.  Maybe it would be simpler if they just reported the streets that they didn't find dead bodies on in KCK.

There are several more stories but I think you get the idea.

Pete Rock & Smif N Wessun "That's Hard" feat. Styles P & Sean Price

Sunday, July 17, 2011

The Wire - The Metro is F'd

It's always the same neighborhoods and headlines in the police blotter. The metro has been desensitized to violence in those neighborhoods which means that nothing will ever be done to solve the problems there.  It has become as much a part of our city as BBQ and crappy baseball.  
1.  Happy Rock Cop dragged for 2 blocks by one of our stand up citizens. 
2.  Blunts will cost more in the metro thanks to this mushroom hunter. 
3.  Another North East arson fire improves property values in the metros bests neighborhood to raise a child with a lifespan of 23 years of age.
4.  It takes the KCMO police department 30 years to catch a rapist (and they are bragging about it)
5.  Nothing beats the classic drive by - 1 dead - 1 injured - North East again.
6.  The last thing you expect in a bar fight is someone pulling a chainsaw out.

Ghostface Killah - 2getha Baby