Almost Daily Link Blast

Because not everything in life has to be so freaking serious 

1.  20 cereals that Michelle Obama would love but ban you from eating.
2.  25 Crappy treats to give out on Halloween
3.  5 Illegal things that Suburban kids did when they were younger.
4.  Ashley Tisdale's recent Bikini pictures are everywhere on the internet (for a good reason)
5.  Fonzies Motorcycle is hitting the auction block.
6,  Rihanna drops $1500 at sex shop.
7.  Beaches are great for people watching, that is unless it is one of these 15.
8.  Kanye West crossed with Saved by the Bell is AWESOME
9.  Anna Kournikova gets molested by TSA agents, lucky bastards.
10.  15 crazy excuses people make to skip work.
11.  14 Cartoon characters that are the 1%
12.  How people react to Facebook postings.
13.  15 Hot sportscasters pose for our enjoyment

Halloween Light Show 2011 - This Is Halloween

Top 10 in the World?

There is noway in hell that this city is one of the top 10 places to go in the world.  I am sorry but there isn't. Did he mean Top 10 places to get shot in the World?  See, that would make more sense because I have a hard time even putting KC into the Top 10 places to visit West of the Mississippi.  

Denver, San Diego, LA, Dallas, Salt Lake City, Portland, Minneapolis, Houston, San Francisco..... all offer more than Kansas City does.    

DAVID BANNER "SWAG"

Victoria Justice in Pink

Flogging Molly - Kiss my Irish Ass

Mega Church's are Mega Scams

I hope your prayers were answered this weekend and your church got it's new 72 inch 3D TV.  

THE WIRE - YOU STILL SUCK

Sex Crimes, Drive By's, Robbers, Arsonist, found bodies and incest.  Be Proud KC.  

1.  Grabbing cousins breast, kissing her, running from the house naked, breaking into a house and getting into bed with a 6 year old girl WTF!  The only thing this guy didn't molest was an animal. 

2.  15 will get you 4 years in prison and the honor of registering as a sex offender for 25 years.  

3.  Cross Dressers might be able to blend in to the scenery in KCK and KCMO but not in PV.  

4.  Corpses are rotting in East Side neighborhoods. Body Found

5.  KCK corpse found on Saturday afternoon.  

6.  3 people shot in this weekends drive by

7.  Arsonist strike again in KC

Hitler is informed Gaddafi has been killed

Almost Daily Link Blast

20 links to get your week started.  

1.  Yes there are is such a thing as "Zombie Muppets"
2.  Does your facial hair make you look like a douche bag?  Probably
3.  Computers from a kids point of view 1984
4.  Old People have a different outlook on Modern Culture. 19 examples
5.  Battlestar Galactica the movie is almost a done deal.
6.  Leann Rimes can hula hoop through a Cheerio.. EWW
7.  Hottest NBA Dancers - 128 of them.
8.  The Best Gaddafi is Dead Tweets
9.  10 Awesome Rooftop attractions.  #3 is a rooftop trailer park.
10.  Just in time for Halloween - 9 psycho places to check out
11. 5 Rum Cocktails that don't suck
12.  12 examples of why you are a douche bag and other people are cooler than you.
13.  Zombieland TV series in the works.
14. Kansas City is the 6th ranked Microbrewing city in the United States
15.  22,000 lesbian lust filled txts between gym teacher and student.  Oh, the student is 14 years old.
16.  Hipster Barista meme is funnier than crap.
17.  28 before and after pics of Joplin after the Tornado
18.  30 things you wouldn't expect to see on the road. 
19.  3 of the biggest Papa Smurf fans ever.
20.  1 in 5 women would rather be on Facebook than have sex