Tuesday, March 18, 2008


JOCO & KCMO both have a "Blue Valley". Guess which one this shooting took place in?

OLD FOLKS IN KC ON A CRIME SPREE


It is good to see old people getting off their ass's to chip in with Kansas City Crime. Having a city with a high crime rate is not an entitlement for the elderly.

1. Geezer in Independence robs a bank. You have no chance of evading arrest when your get away vehicle is a RASCAL.

2. Grandparents in Blue Springs take gardening to the next level. Her grandkids are going to miss her brownies.

CHALMERS ON ROME

Monday, March 17, 2008

MORE LIBERAL RACISM

For a party that is getting ready to nominate a black man as a presidential candidate there is an awful lot of racism going on from inside. This time it is an abortion clinic promoting the abortion of "black babies".

BLONDES ON BUMPER CARS



You could remove the word "bumper" from the title and it would still hold true.

LENEXA, KS MAYOR HATES THE AMERICAN FLAG


The stance that the city is taking against the American Flag that Perkins flies is a joke and the Mayor and counsel should be embarrassed. To top it off the Mayor says that the flag is a symbol of PERKINS (not America). Who is this guy and where the hell did he come from? Long gone are the days of Rich Becker

KCK IS ON THE BOARD


Who woulda thought that a cold rainy day would bring out the competitive spirit? KCK answers North East KCMO with a body of their own. Instead of lugging the body into the woods these guys decided to torch the house.

EARLY BIRD GET THE WORM


ST. PATRICK'S DAY won't slow down crime in the North East part of town. These guys got their work in at 7am so that they could catch the parade. However in their rush they forgot to hide the body.

GREAT WEEKEND FOR KU HOOPS

Not only did we get the Big 12 Title but in doing so we landed the #1 seed in the Midwest region.
First games are in Omaha
Where to stay
Tickets

First game time
11:25 am

CHINESE ARMY VS TIBET MONKS

WAL-MART GOES MUSLIM


QUICK HITS

Not looking good in the burbs.

1. These two idiots made it a whole 3 blocks before crashing the car that they jacked. I hope those 3 minutes were worth the 10 years that you will be getting.

2. Lee's Summit woman shot by ex boyfriend. Either she was a skank that cheated on him or he was a psycho. I am going to have to go with a combination of both.

3. Knives seem to be the affordable option nowadays when it comes to attempted murder. The gang bangers of this town need to form a bullet coop.

4. Lenexa wannabes want to be like the Varsity in KCMO and have switched to knives.

5. House was burnt but how were the ribs?