Today someone asked me what my plans were for Easter. I told them that the family and I are going to sit in front of a cave and wait for someone to come out.
I was kidding of course.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
QUICK HITS
1. Another night and yet another shooting. This time in KCK (hard to believe, I know) a man gets shot in the ass and the other guy gets shot in the shoulder. For those of you keeping track at home this is the first ass shooting of the year.
2. Update: The woman that was shot in "the other" Blue Valley died last night.
3. KCK Hooker falls asleep on the job.
4. If you take a look around the KCMO school district you see what a great job that this guy did in desegregating the school district (drove the white kids out). Now Benson wants to run for the School Board.
5. I am typically not in favor of eminent domain but seriously doesn't Sugar Creek need to start over? The people that live in the armpit of the metro should be thankful that someone is willing to buy their homes.
6. Saudi's open lesbian hotel.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES
In the modern era of air travel (since 9-11) you can't get up and go to the bathroom without an armed escort, you cant bring on a bottle of water and you sure as hell can't bring toothpaste onto the plane. BUT THEY DO ALLOW YOU TO DO THIS UNTIL YOU ARE DONE.
OLD FOLKS IN KC ON A CRIME SPREE
It is good to see old people getting off their ass's to chip in with Kansas City Crime. Having a city with a high crime rate is not an entitlement for the elderly.
1. Geezer in Independence robs a bank. You have no chance of evading arrest when your get away vehicle is a RASCAL.
2. Grandparents in Blue Springs take gardening to the next level. Her grandkids are going to miss her brownies.
Monday, March 17, 2008
MORE LIBERAL RACISM
For a party that is getting ready to nominate a black man as a presidential candidate there is an awful lot of racism going on from inside. This time it is an abortion clinic promoting the abortion of "black babies".
BLONDES ON BUMPER CARS
You could remove the word "bumper" from the title and it would still hold true.
LENEXA, KS MAYOR HATES THE AMERICAN FLAG
The stance that the city is taking against the American Flag that Perkins flies is a joke and the Mayor and counsel should be embarrassed. To top it off the Mayor says that the flag is a symbol of PERKINS (not America). Who is this guy and where the hell did he come from? Long gone are the days of Rich Becker
KCK IS ON THE BOARD
Who woulda thought that a cold rainy day would bring out the competitive spirit? KCK answers North East KCMO with a body of their own. Instead of lugging the body into the woods these guys decided to torch the house.
EARLY BIRD GET THE WORM
ST. PATRICK'S DAY won't slow down crime in the North East part of town. These guys got their work in at 7am so that they could catch the parade. However in their rush they forgot to hide the body.
GREAT WEEKEND FOR KU HOOPS
Not only did we get the Big 12 Title but in doing so we landed the #1 seed in the Midwest region.First games are in Omaha
Where to stay
Tickets
First game time
11:25 am
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