Thursday, February 12, 2009

UPSKIRT PICTURES OF TEACHER?


Well isn't this a switch for once. For the longest time it has been teachers preying on the students. It is good to see this kid fight back.

QUICK HITS


In the words of the D.O.C., Nobody does it better!

1. The policies of Obama are making people distance themselves from his certain failure.

2. 1% growth in retail without total socialism?

3. By switching to 4 day work weeks NYC city workers now work 1 day more a week than KCMO employees.

4. Who knew that the Saudis were Crips?

5. American Idol kicks one of the few cute chicks to advance to the curb....Its going to be a tough season for us guys...

6. Philly chick likes burning

7. Tree Man is Back and Uglier than ever.

8. Local Traveler got the full KCMO experience in his hotel room last night

9. The smell of KCMO frightens Blue Springs students.

10. Darwinism is on the way out.

CAUTHEN GETS BITCH SLAPPED


THE MCDONALDS BAIL OUT


What does 1 trillion dollars do for the US Economy you ask? It gives a family enough money to eat at McDonalds once a week as long as they don't super size. Keep your $13 and give us back our trillion.

WELFARE HOES


The story of the welfare hoe that dropped 8 more in her recent liter keeps on getting better. Not only are these kids going to survive on the tax payers dime there is now a website for donations.
ANYONE THAT DONATES MONEY TO THIS CHICK NEEDS TO GET THEIR HEAD CHECKED

Before you drop a dime on her please do yourself a favor and take the advice of Willie D when it comes to welfare hoes. The guy is an expert in this field.

"FROM PAGENTS TO PORN"


This headline just goes to show that if you work hard enough anything is uh well umm possible. If this small town Kansas Girl can do it so can you!

Joaquin Phoenix - AWESOME



GET RID OF N. OP


Yet another incident north of College Blvd. This time car windows are getting shot out.

TASTES LIKE PISS


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Salma Hayek ummm....



Is it weird that she will just pick up random children and breast feed them? Who does that?

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN


Today on 71 highway I saw a Bulletin Board that blew my mind. It was an advertisement for WIC.

Seriously, why the hell is the government paying for advertising for FREAKING WIC. WTF is next, commercials on TV for Welfare? Stay dirty KCMO