Wednesday, April 15, 2009

KC'S BIGGEST DOUCHE BAGS




Notice that most of these guys are old geezers that haven't had a real job in decades or people that have to act a certain way to get an audience. The stance that these extremist are taking on the teas party is typical of elitist wannabe intellectuals.

DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT.

If this was an ACORN rally they would be calling it the greatest event in history.
Yael works for a newspaper that is failing worst than a celebrity marriage
Glorioso wasn't able to beat the worst candidate for Mayor this city has ever seen
Scott Parks, acts like a 14 year old that thinks he knows it all and embarrasses the Republican Party.
Mike Shannon thinks he is the moderator of a debate and unwilling to take a stand.

MUSIC TO FIT THE MOOD

UPDATES TONIGHT

Due to my recent classification by the government as a "threat" I am going to throw the bastards off by posting at night instead of during the day. This will give me time to install my IP scrambler and my radar (to track black helicopters).

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

HI TECH WAY TO HELL


QUICK HITS - ENEMY OF THE STATE


Today was a great day for me. The sun was out, the birds were singing and my government released a document stating that I was an enemy of the state. So that I can continue to be a free citizen in this country I will not be adding any commentary to the news links below and will take an afternoon off from being critical of the current administration.
1. Borak

2. Obama

3. And

4. His

5. Cronies

6. Are

7. Destroying

8. Our

9. Freaking

10.
Constitution

41 YEAR OLDS RACIST ATTACK ON A 16 YEAR OLD


I can't believe the racist remarks made today by Jamie Foxx(41) towards Miley Cyrus(16). Big Gums? Sex Tapes? These are obviously the remarks of a racist pedophile.
To seal the deal Foxx encouraged the 16 year old to smoke crack, take heroin and to catch an STD.
Oh, and he called her a White Bitch. No biggie right?

TEXAS - NOW THE GREATEST STATE


Gov. Rick Perry and the State of Texas have a new fan, me. I have been hoping that somewhere out there a voice in government would stand up and make a legit statement against the destruction of our country and finally it has happened.

The constitution is a powerful thing!

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

HEADLINE OF THE DAY


Man charged with stealing woman's panties

THE WIRE - WTF EDITION


Dear gang bangers,
I write you this note because I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. I just wanted to make sure that everything is ok and see if there was anything I could do for you. Without your thoughtless killings, stray bullet murders, drive by shootings and execution style murders THE WIRE has been lonely. Today is a nice day so I hope that you guys/gals make a quick recovery and get back in the game.
Sincerely,
THE WIRE.

1. The demise of any city begins with a high rate of armed robberies. See Olathe.

2. Daycare in OLATHE under investigation due to death of child.

Good job Olathe you are in the news and KCMO/KCK/INDEPENDENCE/RAYTOWN arent.....

Monday, April 13, 2009

QUICK HITS


I am learning that moderate "Republicans" are almost bigger babies than liberals. Good grief, you call some people out and the tantrums begin. "How can you call yourself a conservative yet never mention religion in your posts" ,"How do you expect me to get elected unless I run as a moderate" blah, blah, blah, blah....

1 . Obama gives the order to kill 3 pirates in a life boat and the media makes him out to be General Patton. Come back to reality people.

2. Welcome to the party jackass's! What took you so long?

3. I thought that Polar Bears were these fragile cute and cuddly animals. There must of been too much carbon in his cage.

4. Ever had a tree growing in your lungs? Me neither.

5. Newspapers can't even be given away! Please go the way of the 8 track...

6. Its a good thing that we keep this cash crop illegal.........

7. This woman put more miles on her body than anyone before her.

8. Old people using the internet is news????????????????

9. BOXED WATER!!!! You ignorant overreacting green bastards.

10. Who the hell is requesting this type of prostitute???????

TECH N9NE HITS MTV



Congrats to Mr. Yates. It is good to see his hardwork put him in a position to make it big.