MURDER OR LOVE - A CRAIGSLIST STORY

Whoever timed the story about finding a Prom Date on Craigslist has to be fired today. Why would anyone be celebrating people meeting on Craigslist the day that the Craigslist murderer is captured? Seriously that story should of been scrapped, especially considerring that we live in a city full of morons.

BBQ & JAZZ

Last week I made a post that discussed what Kansas City is known for and what a huge lie it is. Two of them happened to be BBQ & Jazz Music. After I made this post I got emails and nasty comments saying that I was completely wrong. Well, it turns out that even when you combine 2 of the supposed things that KCMO is known for nobody in this town cares.

Don't for a minute fall for the recession crap. I did some checking around and other towns aren't having any problems with their events.

STEVE HARVEY TUESDAYS

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Teen soils self after deputy surprises him"

WHEN ITS GOOD TO GET MORE THAN A HOLE IN ONE AT THE GOLF COURSE

This beats the hell out of the Beer Cart Girl. WAY TO GO PV.

QUICK HITS - WATER BOARDING TOURNAMENT SATURDAY

This Saturday I will be holding the first annual SOJOCO water boarding tournament,. We will be using the 2008 CIA rules so that means no goggles or nose plugs. Trophies will be handed out to 2nd and 3rd place(because 1st place will probably be dead). If you are interested please email waterboardingkicksass@yahoo.com

1. Will the other side of the CIA memos be released or will Obama continue to give us half truths?

2. Axlerod lives in Wonka Land if he believes half the crap that comes out of his mouth. HEY JACKASS! Your puppet is AntiAmerican, lets fix that first before we worry about others.

3. Overweight individuals need to start hiding in attics before Obama sends his Acorn army out to round you up. According to the Emperors government you are endangering the lives of us all. This will be his first act as World Leader.

4. When the AP goes after Obama you know he is in trouble.

5. Miss California gets passed over because she is against gay marriage.

6. Lindsey Lohan will be appearing topless in Vegas...............Cya

7. Is it news when an Ethiopian and a Kenyan win the Boston Marathon? Tell me when some pasty Irishman from South Boston wins it.

8. Photos of the Craigslist Hooker killer have been released. TIP: If you don't want to be killed by this then don't whore yourself out.

9. The people that live East of 54th street in KCK have got to love the Giagantic water park and development dollars for the new water park. Of course they will be loving it from their condemend homes surrounded by Barb Wire and Pit Bulls.

10. WTF is family week? And do we really need a week for it? Stupid Hippies!

KU CHEERLEADER

TAXES ARE COMING

Those bastards have found yet another way to get their hands on our money!

IN HONOR OF YOU 420 FOOLS.

ALYSSA MILANO HOT ?

ENTERCOM CONTINUES ITS SLIDE

Not only does Entercom own a sports radio station that gets beat monthly by the mexian bingo number reading channel but now KMBZ is in trouble. I get that Matt Elder had to go, that guy had a voice made for the newspaper and the personality of a salted slug but the others?

Here is a hint, move Darla to drive time and carry Mark Levine live. By doing this you will free up some money that you can spend on improving your news staff. Seriously, what do Shannon and Parks contribute except for the rehashing on the Limbaugh show and promotion of Rukus.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Doctors Use Creativity to Remove Leech From Woman's Eyeball