Like teachers they will all have the summer off. Remember to hug your union leader today!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
QUESTION
This question is to those that put Jesus bobble heads on their dashboards. Is one enough or do you sometimes feel the need to put a dozen of them up there? The reason I ask is that today while on Central Ave I saw a woman driving a minivan with a min of 12 Jesus's on her dash.
INCOMPETENCE DERBY
Janet Napolitano increased her lead over the rest of the pack in the race to become the most ignorant person in Washington with her recent insults lobbed at the Canadians. Napolitano could lap Hillary Clinton by the close of the day and focus on Joe Biden.
LOCAL GAS STATIONS SUCK(except QT)
How many of you have been pulling into gas stations in JOCO lately that either don't have gas, can't take credit cards or havent stocked their shelves in 4 months? Typically I am a QT guy so this isnt a problem but there are times that I need a carwash so I fill up someplace else and can't believe this crap.
Does Popeyes run out of Chicken? Do clothing stores offer to sell you milk but can't sell you clothing?
I for one will no longer go into a Shell Station. These could be the worst of them all. Take your act to WYCO or KCMo where they expect this type of service.
SPECIAL EARTH DAY SALE
I am having an Earth Day sale on Dolphin Steaks. Put your orders in early because they wont last. Buy two and I will throw in a package of polar bear franks and breaded penguin.
MULTIPLICITY
Yeah I know that cloning humans is bad etc... trust me I am not in favor of this BUT since it is here and probably not going anywhere we need to find the positives. The best way to do this in my opinion is to watch the movie multiplicity. What we learn from this is that with the proper scheduling, a room over the garage and a clueless wife you can pull it off. Just don't do more than 3 clones of yourself or you will have a clone with the IQ of a liberal.
THE WIRE - SHOOTINGS, ARSON AND ASS KICKINGS
It is good to see that violent crime is back in KCMO. We missed you. Also I have to give props to the people of Independence for the strangest arson I have ever seen. KCK you are on notice!
1. 2 shot, 1 killed in a shooting in Kansas City, Missouri. I will have to remember that line for my 12 days of a KCMO Christmas Carol next year.
2. You gotta admire the fight that these two had in them. Not only did they hold off cops for 6 hours BUT they did it in a freaking burning building as their skin melted. Makes you wonder if there was something more to this doesn't it?
3. Can you imagine all the great smart ass comments you could make as you kicked someones ass in a Burger King parking lot? It almost makes it worth it.
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