Thursday, July 16, 2009

HEADLINE OF THE DAY - an instant clasic


Teen Cheyenne Cherry taunts animal activists after guilty plea for killing kitten in oven

"It's dead bitch!"

YOU MIGHT BE A RACIST IF.....



QUICK HITS - LATE NIGHT EDITION


Great weather means less blogging and lets face it the news just sucks. How is it that the weakest and ugliest are now in control? I mean Harry Reid, Nancy Peolosi, Barney Frank all look like they were involved in car wrecks and they are weak as hell. These are the morons calling the shots now?

Remember when our leaders were mostly brave military men that fought for our country?

1. Guys, make sure that you tell your wife that you are going out to by a new motorcycle so that you can make more money. If it good enough to fix a whole country then it has to be good enough for a single household.

2. Once again organized religion lets us down. Raping a 9 year old girl, creating kiddie porn all in the name of GOD.

3. Idaho can now claim that they are freak friendly.

4. What happened to the bailout working for us instead of Wall Street?

5. More NASA coverups over the fake moon landing.

6. Farmers call out AlGores Green Kool-Aid making ass.

7. Is Madonnas ass getting to big?

8. Jersey gunfight is awesome.

9. Sorry for robbing you.........

10. Willis Towers? What a crappy name for a national landmark.

100 MILES AND RUNNIN

We may have to run more than 100 miles to get away from the socialist destruction of this country. Every time I see this I think of the IRS trying to collect money from my ass.

12 THINGS TO RUIN YOUR SEX LIFE


"6. Never drink cheap beer and stay overnight.

While your choice beverage may have made things a hoot last night, it runs the risk of making you toot the next morning. Don’t set yourself up to be someone’s gassy guest. Get the walk of shame over with sooner rather than later, lest you stink up someone’s bedroom and bathroom. This is not the kind of lasting impression most seducers are after".



SAD DAY IN KC


THE WIRE - CITY LIGHTS



The weather is so nice outside tonight that you know that the east side is going to be full of red and blue lights. Remember to keep your head on a swivel, watch your mirrors and keep one in the chamber. Happy Hunting!


1. Pimping aint easy in the JO.

2. North Land chicks aren't into Happy Endings.......

3. Nice weather outside = East Side shooting.

4. Overland Park isn't quite ready for the whole Swap Meet concept.

5. East Side residents got their knives back from the sharpener.

6. What kind of sick F&&( spray lighter fluid on a 10 year old?