GIRLS OF ENTOURAGE

In a world of crap news the good people at askmen have a story worth reading.
THE TOP TEN GIRLS OF ENTOURAGE

JESSICA SIMPSON ENGAGED

5K RING? Have they not seen the recent pictures? They could of got her for a casio watch and a generic twinkie.

Ninja Assassin trailer

WOMEN IN KC ARE GETTING BEAT UP

BY THEIR FREAKING SPOUSES! We all know that only a real man can smack the hell out of a woman. Most well adjusted and accomplished men typically smack their wife at least 12 times a week.

Chicken S****s! What excuse is there for this?

THE WIRE - KETCHUP

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day in the neighborhood. That is until you get shot, stabbed are attacked with a hatchet!

KCK/KCMO continue to be crap holes.


1. Hiding in the corner and closing your eyes wont prevent your ass from getting jacked in the East Side.

2. The East Side doubles down on attempted murder this morning.

3. Hallway shooting in East Side Projects ruin carpet and add to death count.

4. If ever there was a photo of a Pedobastard it is this sickos picture. Holy crap!

5. 12th and central isn't the most picturesque place to be killed.

FLAVA IN YOUR EAR

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Missing Barefoot Smithville Boy Found Safe"
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY HIM BEING BAREFOOT IS SO FREAKING IMPORTANT???????

I can only run this headline because thankfully the little dude is back home.
Thank god he is safe.

She's gone from suck to blow.

Does the KC Star have any talent left? Thank you for running a story on air guitar that I brought up a couple of weeks ago. The paper of record? Only if that record is an ancient 45.

Twilight Hype?

Can someone please tell me what the big deal with this Twilight crap? Haven't we done enough crap about Vampires in the past 100 years? Does this movie shed some new light on mythical creatures?

ROLAND MARTIN IS AN IGNORANT DOUCHE BAG

JOE BIDEN

This idiot makes Pauly Shore look presidential.

911 FOR KIDS

What the hell is the deal with you people? I think we should have one prison for people that commit crimes against children. This prison would allowed family/friends of the victim to come in once a week and beat the living crap out of the psycho that hurt their kid.

I was going to post some of the horrific things that have happened over the past 3 days but I just cant read those stories again.