HUMP DAY BLUES

Kansas City can keep its "Jazz town" wannabe status. For my money NOTHING and I MEAN NOTHING beats the blues.

THE WUSSIFICATION OF INTERROGATION

You know, its bad enough that our kids aren't allowed to play tag anymore in school but come on. 2ND HAND SMOKE AS " unauthorized "? Do you liberal P***** remember September 11th? Sensitive Bitches.

KENNEDY HAUNTS US FROM THE GRAVE

Even dead this guy is a threat to democracy and capitalism in America.

When I head Obama call Kennedy the greatest Senator of our time today I almost fell out of my chair. Can someone please tell me what was so great about this guy other than his last name? This guy was nowhere near the man that his brothers John and Robert were.

If you want to see the story of Teddy Kennedy rent Distinguished Gentleman starring Eddie Murphy. It is a story about a man that simply gets elected because of his last name.

MEGAN FOX - BATMAN GETS EVEN BETTER

The new Batman movies blow away the old ones away and I didn't think it could get any better........Until this!

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PROBLEM SOLVED

I haven't been able to post much this week due to some technical difficulties. I believe they are ironed out and I will be back at full speed tomorrow.

70K

That is how much the Mayor of KCMO is spending to get his furniture reinforced for the return of his wife.

GEORGE CARLIN

THE WIRE - TALES FROM THE HOOD

With a little over 4 months left I am going to predict that KCMO will in fact break the murder record in this city. Lets face it, things aren't going to get better and I truly believe that things will get worst. If you are an out of work Sprint Employee might I suggest that you start a casket business.

1. Getting shot in the leg in the East Side is like getting a skinned knee elsewhere. The only news here is that the shooter had terrible aim.

2. Running around in the hood at 4am will get your ass stabbed.

3. Bullets, Knives and now Cars. Oh my.

4. Cattle Rustling? Way to go Mo. you backward ass hillbillies.

WILL TONIGHT BE A NIGHT OF VIOLENCE?

Typically when out of town rappers come to this city via airplane they leave in body bags. Lets hope that tonight ends differently.

HEADS UP OP CHICKS!

THERE IS A RAPIST ATTACKING WOMEN IN PARKING LOTS. KEEP YOUR HEAD ON A SWIVEL.

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