The Star Verifies What We Have All Suspected

People in Olathe and Gardner are dirty. 

Wise Words from Jack Burton

~ Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."~

KCMO We Love You

Soooooo, lets see what KCMO has been up to for the past 24 hours.  The Mayors son allegedly beat the crap out of a woman, the school board remains a cluster F*&K, another shooting in the East Side, dead cats kept in freezers and to top it all off a home invasion and kidnapping.  

Can you honestly say that you are proud to live in a city that has become the toilet of the Midwest?

US Open Time = Sharapova Time

Does anyone watch men's tennis?

Almost Daily Link Blast

15 things that didn't suck on the internet this week.

1. 7 foods that KCMO residents need to start eating NOW.
2.  French People are getting Fatter than Sh**
3.  Dog vs. Hedgehog
4.  Just in time for Back to School - A guide for college drinking
5.  Never heard of her but I guess Kreayshawn being topless is a big deal.
6.  The 12 worst TSA stories that we know of.

7.  Russian Ice Breakers are awesome.
8.  Being Ugly could end up being a protected class.  World of Nerf.
9.  Hope Solo is the only reason to watch Dancing with the Stars.
10.  Diet Coke is coming out with a new can and we should care, I guess.
11.  Great video of Devils Island Sea Caves.
12.  Cheap guys need to step up for these 10 things.
13.  McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's can go to hell thanks to these places.
14.  5 most expensive beers in the world. 
15.  Remember Hood Ornaments?

Way Back Wednesdays

This Week - MOBB DEEP.  

Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part II

Mobb Deep - Quiet Storm {Remix} {Feat. Lil' Kim}

The Wire Motivational Poster

The Almost Daily Link Blast

I will try to keep these as simple as possible for all of the KCMODS grads (if there is such a thing)

1.  25 signs (besides your age I guess) that you are a child of the 90's. 

2.  The 9 Hottest Wives of Nascar Drivers.  NOTICE,  none of them are wearing MOM JEANS

3.  Deadliest Disease outbreaks in US history Infographic.

4.  15 Hippie Cures for whatever is bothering you. 

5.  $6400 TOILET is still a better value than a free home in East KCMO

6.  Place famous for serving food that will put a hurting on your colon is now rationing toilet paper.

7.  Festivals stranger than First Fridays. 

8.  Captcha HELL.  God I hate these F'ing things

9.  10 Weird ass places to eat. 

10.  6 Flash mobs to avoid 

11  10 worst tornado's in US History.

12.  Kool Aid man planned on 9-11 type attack. 

13.  How Marty McFly ended up liking DOC.  

14.  Hard boiling an egg for idiots.  

Pusha T ft. Tyler, The Creator 'Trouble On My Mind'

TRACK OF THE WEEK

KCMO Gets clowned......Again

The KCMOSD might be the biggest joke in the history of this city.  God Bless you stupid bastards for giving JOCO residents another reason to laugh at you.