I AM LOOKING FOR INVESTORS, WET TV

I have decided to start my own television network and all I need is aprox $200 million dollars. After scanning the channel listings the other day I noticed a group that has been overlooked in programming, white people. It amazed me the number of ethnic groups that have 5-10 channels designed for their culture, language or skin color, yet none for the average white person. There isn't even a channel for the Irish who happen to be the most persecuted ethnicity to come to the United States besides Africans, and in some places even more so than them.

So after this research I have decided to start WET. White Entertainment Television. This is a sure fire money maker and I am offering you the opportunity to get in on the ground floor. I am sure that Time Warner could make room for the channel between the iislamic fundamentalist channel and the Spanish Cartoon network.

Hillary's Camp in Trouble

It is amazing what one week will do to a campaign. Two weeks ago the dishonorable senator from NY was on top of the world and almost guaranteed the socialist party nomination, this week not so much. If you think this is a one week thing, think again. People are beginning to bring up the "trust" issue with her and she has no defense.

A few things to look for

1. Kathryn Willey has a book coming out in which she blames the Clintons for murdering her husband.
2. She will not give access to documents regarding her time as first lady. Time that she states makes her the most qualified person for the job.
3. Her lack of answers to direct questions and bumbling of an immigration issue in her own state.


4. The Clinton war parties path of destruction the minute anyway questions her. One of them even said that Tim Russert should be shot.
5. Her recent tantrum about being ganged up on by a bunch of men.
6. Her need for Bill to start campaigning in Iowa
7. Nobody wants to become her VP.
8. Campaign Financing issues follow her at every stop.
9. How long before Vince Fosters name comes up?
10. What about Sandy Berger?

These are just a few issues that she is going to have to start facing in the primary (from her party). If she does get the nomination just imagine the field day that the Republican party will have destroying her credibility.

IS MY BROTHER IN LAWS CAT LOOSE?

If so the cat can be found in Grandview poaching deer.

FEMINISTS CALL HILLARY A CRYBABY

This campaign is starting to look more and more like Howard Deans run in 04. It is sad when a group of crybabies call you out for being an even bigger crybaby. I am waiting for the NAACP to come out against Obama for being too black and the Gay & Lesbian community to say that Edwards is too feminine.

Amanda Bynes HOT ?

MY PHELPS ENCOUNTER TODAY

As many of you know I go to Topeka twice a week for business. It is usually a fairly uninteresting trip and I enjoy the time out of the office, until today. I had my run in with the Phelps Klan at aprox 21st and gage at a stoplight when the noticed my front license plate said United States Marines. 5 of them approached my car and started yelling nice things like "you will die" (duh, we all do), "*ags are going to kill you", "you are a piece of *hit" (from the girl who couldn't of been older than 12). I think I made them more upset because I was laughing my ass off at them during the whole thing and the leader guy started walking around the front of my car. So I opened up my door and stepped out and the leader ran back up to the sidewalk.

When I drove back by after my meeting they had left. I am sure the reason the left was to go catch Ellen's show.

HANNIBAL LECTOR OF KCK CONVICTIONS UPHELD

Marc Vincent Sappington. Remember this guy? This is the fine Citizen from KCK ( hard to believe, I know)that heard voices in his head that caused him to murder and then eat his friends. His appeal was shot down this weekend and it looks like Hannibal will be spending the rest of his life behind bars. Why this guy didn't get the chair is beyond me. If not a guy that eats humans then who?

SPIDER WOMAN ?

This girl has 8 limbs and is being called the reincarnation of a Hindu God. Apparently she is a conjoined twin except her twin has no head. No word as of yet on her web shooting capabilities.

EXTREME MAKEOVER MAKES THE RIGHT CHOICE

Being a former Marine it was good to see them pick the Gilyeat family. Not enough is done in this country for wounded soldiers and what is done is a joke. One of the saddest things about this country is that people on welfare and illegal aliens get better health care than our troops. The VA should be shut down and replaced.

If they wanted to do this Marine a favor they would blow up the house and move him to another part of the metro. This guy deserves peace and quiet and not the sound of gunshots in the middle of the night, he just left that.

KU NOTES

1. They scored more points on Nebraska than anyone else on history. They could of easily put 100 on the "black shirts" but Mangino pulled the starters at the end. I all ready have my call list made up and plan on having some fun with my Cornhusker friends and clients.
2. KU is ranked #4 in both mens hoops and football.
3. Even if KU loses its next two they still have a chance to win the Big 12 north with a victory against MU at Arrowhead at the end of the season.
4. If you are a casual fan looking for a ticket to the KU vs MU game you are out of luck. The cheapest ticket I have been able to find is $250.

Weekend Things of Note

1. Spiderman 3 wasn't nearly as good as the first two movies. There aren't enough special effect in a George Lucas studio to make Tobey Maguire come off as a ladies man. Those scenes were painful to watch. Whoever wrote that script needs to take the time they have while on strike and rethink their career decision.
2. My wife's cat is still alive. I bring this up again because due to daylight savings she has become even worst than before. This wolf like howls that this skeleton like beast belts out at 5am every morning have become louder and even more unbearable.
3. Thanks to the addition of an XBOX360 I have become addicted to Halo. The online play and the number of games helped push it ahead of the PS3 for me.
4. I rode my motorcycle during the Chiefs game and couldn't believe how wide open the roads were. I watched the 1st Quarter, rode and came back to watch the end. This will be my new plan moving forward.
5. I officially have my first internet stalker. It is sad (and funny) really. Some people are not equipped to be proven wrong and will not give up. This person is the metros own Hillary Clinton. I am awaiting smoke signals or sky writing for the next attempt of contacting me.
6. The blog has been averaging around 55 hits per day for the last couple of weeks. Not bad for 2 months of work. I am sure that this number will pick up the closer to the election we get.
7. Time Warner has jacked up the prices on my movie channels so I will now be going with either Everest or AT&T. That is unless TW can beat the price.
8. I completely wiped my HD of all things Microsoft Vista. Installing that piece of crap was the biggest mistake I have ever made with a PC. The thing is I KNEW BETTER but did it anyways.
9. My wife spend 13 hours scrapbooking on Saturday. 13 hours of cutting and pasting stuff to paper. AND THEN scrapbooked more last night. They must put crack in the adhesive.

KU HIGHLIGHTS FROM LAST YEAR

VIDEO SHOWN AT LATE NIGHT THIS YEAR

IF THIS DOESN'T GET YOU FIRED UP NOTHING WILL

IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR, KU BASKETBALL

Preview video for this season

SAUDI WOMEN HAVE IT TOUGH

This is another one of those stories a reader of my blog emailed me today that I had to double check on because I couldn't believe it.

Apparently a Saudi talk show host is giving advice on HOW TO BEAT YOUR WIFE.

Some quotes from his show

"Beating in the face is forbidden, even when it comes to animals," he explained. "Even if you want your camel or donkey to start walking, you are not allowed to beat it in the face. If this is true for animals, it is all the more true when it comes to humans. So beatings should be light and not in the face."

"Unfortunately, many husbands beat their wives only when they get mad, and when they start beating, it as if they are punching a wall – they beat with their hands, right and left, and sometimes use their feet. Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this."

This aired the same week that the Queen of England is honoring the Saudi King.

Just remember sure the Saudis have this guy but we have OJ.