Sunday, November 11, 2007

WHEN LIBERALS LEAVE COMMENTS


They are typically done anonymously and are usually full of hate. This weekend I received a comment from someone trying to explain to me the benefits of raising minimum wage (who the hell makes min wage?), stem cell research and that democrats are voting to help the middle class, support the troops/oppose the war etc.. . There was also a nice bit of hate that went along with it ( I must of hit a sore spot). Poor misguided soul.

I would like to thank this person for their kind words and let them know that there is no such thing as anonymous on the net.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Quick Hits - The tide is changing


What a day of news.

1. John Mcain's mom hates Mormons. No word on what his father thinks of black people. Did John put her in a crappy nursing home?
2. Hillary has to resort to planting questions. She still answered them wrong
3. Spanish President pimp slaps Hugo.
4. Another anti Iraq war movie bombs. No matter how hard liberals try Americans do not want to watch movies degrading the men and women that serve this country.
5. The Capitol of Environmental Activist (San Francisco) suffers an oil spill. Residents were saddened when they learned that it was crude oil and not KY.

Friday, November 09, 2007

BAD WEEK FOR MOTORCYCLES IN KC

1. Olathe kid flies off of cycle and into traffic while turning.

2. Two more in Kansas, both survived.

LA POLICE ARE GOING TO MAP MUSLIMS

I just read this story and loved the idea so much that I decided to take it upon myself to get this done for the city of LA.



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Here is a link detailing each location

UPDATE: BRITISH FORECASTERS BIGGER ALARMIST THAN HORNER?


Yesterday the English Channel was suppose to be wiped out if you listened to the forecasters in England. Guess what, it is still there. This is a page straight out of the Katie Horner PR book. Can you imagine if she was there? She would of been giving life jacket instructions and advising everyone to build an arc.

DUMB ASS KIDS AND THEIR PARENTS


My neighborhood is full of idiot parents. There isn't a day that goes by that my wife and I don't see a little kid walking the mean streets of Lenexa alone. Alone in a neighborhood that is 3 blocks away from the Target store that Kelsey Smith was kidnapped, raped and later murdered. I am not talking about teenagers or 11/12 year olds, these kids are between the ages of 4-8.

Last night on my way home from work I almost ran over one of these kids as did the guy coming down the street 30 seconds behind me. The kids were playing a game IN THE DARK where they would jump out into the street from behind a bush as a car came down the road and then jump back behind the bush. So I pulled into my garage told my wife what happened and that I was going to go up and talk to the kids parents. The kids wouldn't tell me which house there parents could be found so I told them I would call the police if they did that again.

As I was walking back home I looked behind me and thought that if one of those girls died tonight and I didn't do anything about it that it would be my fault (since their parents obviously didn't give a crap about them) so I called the cops. They looked for the kids with no luck but hopefully the site of the police car shining its spotlight through out the neighborhood was enough to scare them into stopping.

Note to parents: If you don't give a crap about where your kids are or what they are doing the it is YOUR FAULT if something happens to them.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

2000 HITS


IN 3 MONTHS I HAVE REACHED 2000 HITS. WERD!

IF YOU LIVE ON THE ENGLISH CHANNEL


TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIDAL WAVE IS COMING
STOP READING THIS BLOG
I SAID STOP READING THIS BLOG
WE ARE SENDING KATIE HORNER TO ASSIST!

10 BEST PLACES TO EAT IN KANSAS CITY - DINNER


These are my battle tested full proof places to grab a nice meal in the Metro area for dinner.

If you need reservations try Open Table KC

1. The Melting Pot - Great atmosphere and good food. If you have a couple of hours to kill for dinner this is the place to go.

2. Abuelos - Some of the best mexican food in town and it isn't located in the crappy SW Blvd area. This little gem is up in North Kansas City at Zona Rosa.

3.
Pierponts - Excellent food and great atmosphere. Located at Union Station.

4.
McCormick & Schmick's - Best seafood in town and great location on the Plaza

5.
Wil Jenny's- This place is the best family restaurant in JOCO hands down.  Awesome food, great atmosphere and great kids meals. 

6.
J. Gilberts - Awesome Steaks in Overland Park and one of the best in the metro

7.
Golden OX - Across from Kemper this gem is a throwback to the boom days of the West Bottoms. Great food, atmosphere and service.

8.
Yard House - Best casual place to eat on this list

9.
Jaspers - In my opinion the Best Italian place in KC. Located at 103rd and State line.

10.  Piropos - Argentinean food up north that is well worth the drive.  

MAFIA 10 COMMANDMENTS


Police came across the 10 Commandments of the mafia in a recent raid in Sicily.

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife's about to give birth.
6. Appointments must be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

The rules of Fight Club are much simpler.


INTERESTING NEWS OF NOTE FOR TODAY


1. British kids get strippers at school and our kids can't hug? Winner, Britain.
From the story 'After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky."
2. Man gets crushed by nuts in Virginia. I will refrain from comment as I try to keep this site PG-13.
3. Australian toy when melted becomes a Date Rape Drug. Now how do they know this? Did some frat guy run out of his usual date rape drug, and have to meltdown his little brothers aqua dots?
4. Rosie the Hut blows deal at PMSNBC. Who saw that coming?
5. After 7 years Sprint finally realizes its customer service sucks.
6. I am so sick and tired of hearing about "light rail". Now there is another Plan (that will never come through) on the table.

WHY UNIONS SUCK: REASON # 3,721,754


24 might not air this season because of this damn union strike. Also THE OFFICE is off air after the NOV 15th show.

ONE MIDGET DANCING IS NOT ENOUGH



AT LEAST NOT FOR THIS BLOG

BECAUSE EVERY BLOG NEEDS A DANCING MIDGET



I can't believe I haven't put this video up yet.

BILL CALLAHAN DESERVES BETTER


Which is why Tom Osborne needs to stop being such a chicken S*it and fire the poor guy. Osborne has all ready slipped up by saying "the new coaching staff" in a recent interview, so why keep him? Instead Bill Callahan has to face disrespectful reporters on a weekly basis berating him and asking him if he thought he would be back. If you have listened to any of the press conferences or heard any of the callers into his coach's show you too would feel bad for this guy.

So why is it that a coach whom I thought was a class individual doing this to Callahan? Simple, he is still holding a grudge for the firing of Frank Solich. Osborne needs to grow up and do the right thing.