THE CHIEFS

Where to begin.

1. Fire Mike Solari
2. Move Carl Peterson away from football operations. He should remain as the CEO of the team since the owner is never here.
3. Trade Larry Johnson for draft picks.
4. If you can get the best QB on the board draft him.
5. Cut the following players

• Ty Law - Unless you make him a safety
  
• Patrick Surtain
• The whole O-line except for Wegman & Waters
• Eddie Kennison
• Kris Wilson
• Jason Dunn
  

6. Lower ticket prices - They are going up regardless once the renovations are over so give the fans a break for now.

QUICK HITS

1. People are risking life and limb to flee KCK.

2. Isn't this a scene out of an AIRPLANE movie? I am surprised the plane wasn't totaled after hitting one of KC's famous potholes.

3. It appears that young girls are following the lead of Jamie Lynn Spears. This 13 year old "decided" to shack up with her 34 YEAR OLD "boyfriend". And yes she is pregnant.

4. Some nicknames fit.

5. Cheap coffin? I have always known that people that grew up in the great depression were frugal but this is over the top.

6. Even the Latino Street gangs of LA are racist. They simply follow the lead of their biggest gang, La Raza.

7. When old people speak it is often humorous. McCain is irrelevant not Legend.

8. Fred Thompson says that he is not interested in running for president. My question is when did he start?

POST UPDATE - MURDER

I wanted to update my murder prediction post from last night. It appears that my predictions came close but fell just a bit short. I don't blame this on my ability to predict the future. I instead put the blame where it belongs.

1. KCK would be killers had a bad night with the aim.
2. The same can be said for their partners in KCMO.

It could be the cold.

QUICK HITS

1. Shooting up a Hooters isn't a way to make friends in prison. To some that is all they have to look forward to upon release

2. Warning! Throw any and all Camel meat that you have away immediately, it may contain Anthrax. I for one will be switching back to llama during this time.

3. The desire to see Hannah Montana has no limits. The mother in this story is a real gem.

"We did the essay and that's what we did to win," Priscilla Ceballos, the mother, said in an interview with Dallas TV station KDFW. "We did whatever we could do to win."

4. Wouldn't a topless women lure any guy? Let's be honest here.

5. There is nothing that I TUNES won't control within a year. The idea of renting videos for your ipod is genius.

IT COULD BE WORST

If you are one of "those" that find joy complaining about winter weather in WINTER then take a look at these sites and you might just stop your complaining.

FAIRBANKS, ALASKA

SOUTH POLE

What type of weather do you expect in December???????????

KEITH LANGFORD

Keith Langford has finally made an NBA roster. Today he signed with the Spurs.

TOP TEN PIZZA PLACES IN KANSAS CITY

IN NO ORDER

1. PIZZA SHOPPE
2. STONEWALL PIZZA - 103RD & PFLUMN
3. ORIGINAL PIZZA
4. MINSKY'S
5. PAPA KENO'S - OLD OVERLAND PARK
6. KELSO'S - NORTHLAND
7. D'BRONX
8. WALDO PIZZA - BEST BUFFET IN TOWN
9. GEORGE'S - 95TH & ANTIOCH (USE TO BE LEO'S PIZZA)
10. VILLA CAPRI - METCALF

RUNNER UP: CASEY'S GENERAL STORE - BELIEVE IT.

ANOTHER MURDER

Take a guess where.

1. Troost
2. Prospect
3. KCK
4. Independence Avenue
If you picked number 2, you are correct. Of course by the end of tonight all of the choices could be right.

CHANNEL 9 NEWS THINKS YOU ARE IDIOTS

On their website they have a story advising people to warm up their cars when it is cold outside. REALLY!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE FREAKING TIP!

MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS A GENIUS

She just got done telling my wife that Daddy's did all the hard work and Mommy's don't.

The montessori schooling is truly paying off.

DOME ALERT - MORE SNOW

Expect round the clock coverage of snow falling, snow sticking, snow being cold, snow being wet and of course snow being slick. Tomorrows news will feature kids sledding down hills and how hardware stores were hit hard by people buying shovels.

This town is so damn predictable.

For those of you wanting more information on snow just follow the link.

Carrie Underwood Platinum

Carrie Underwood has gone double platinum.

WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS - NO SALT FOR ROADS

The KC METRO area doesn't have enough salt to handle this next snowfall. They are advising drivers not to drive unless they need to. I don't know about you but driving to work is a NEED TO and the roads are going to be slick.

What the hell do the Mayors of these cities do? The lack of planning by these morons is embarrassing.

Jeffery Flannagan - HACK

Has this guy ever been the first to a story? He has been 2 days late to anything and everything to do with sports entertainment lately. Hell I have broken 3 stories in the last 2 weeks that he is just now getting wind of. I know for a fact that a columnist inside the star emailed him a link to this blog and told him to "catch up".

What use to be a must read has become liner for liter boxes across the city.

ROYAL RUMBLE CAT FIGHT!

Today at Independence Center there was a rumble with 20 girls at Independence Center. They had to be tazered and pepper sprayed to break it up.



AWESOME!