HOW FITTING

IF THERE IS ONE THING PARIS HILTON KNOWS ABOUT

ITS DRILLING.

QUICK HITS

1. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE ARSON PROBLEM IN KC as more and more buildings are burned.

2. JOCO expands temporary housing for its KCK & KCMO visitors.

3. Could the Sprint cafeteria soon be serving dog?

4. Motorcyclist killed. RIP.

5. Thieves in KCK have no limits and are now they are stealing from freaking kids. Isn't it bad enough to be a kid in KCK? Do you really have to steal their playground equipment?

6. Stay trashy Kansas City.

7. McCain goes on suicide mission. I am sure this year of all years he will be especially well received by the NAACP.

8. Hip Hop fashion police hit Jersey.

9. Dementia and viagra lead to the arrest of a 94 year old man looking for Ho's.

QUICK HITS

1. Hillary makes a move to capture the "black vote" and gives up on latino vote.

2. Idiot in Venezuela makes another empty threat. How this guy is still alive is beyond me.

3. Pelosi can't put down the crack pipe. The surge was a bust? Remember liberals this is YOUR leader.

4. Bush catches contact buzz from Pelosis pipe. It doesn't matter how much or who tries to polish a turd, in the end it is still a turd.

5. Bill Clinton understands black people. Well at least he is trying to claim to once again. Hasn't the grand wizard done enough damage to his wifes campaign?

6. Peg leg representing herself in court. Apparently she couldn't find a female lawyer with one leg.

7. Congress continues to waste tax payer money by going after MLB. This might be one of the biggest jokes ever in American politics. Don't these idiots have other problems to worry about? God forbid they take on Social Security, Medicare, immigration or the 3 TRILLION DOLLAR BUDGET! I give up. You would think that Roger Clemens was Bin Laden.

8. When all else fails, blame video games. You wouldn't want to blame the VA for not having the proper programs/funding to ensure our soldiers can adjust properly when they come home.

QUICK HITS

1. I find it funny that WATER is such a huge problem in this country. Not oil, water. Not food, water. When the hell did we become Ethiopia?

2. Clintons are reverting to their WT Arkansas ways and not paying rent. Yet these people want to run the country?????? So much for caring about the everyday guy.

3. Bush ( a nonconservative) is asking conservatives to back McCain't ( a nonconservative) for the good of the Republican party. With a 30% approval rating and 11 months left in office does any of this make sense? How about we just sit this one out like we did during the congressional elections and wait for you guys to leave our party.

4. Iran gives the United States the finger again and we do nothing, again.

5. Neil Young Sobers up? Lynard Skynard should of kicked this guys ass out of relevance a long time ago.

6. Sugar is in fact bad for you.

7. Prince Andrew does more for Compton, Ca in one day than the liberals who have run the place have since the riots in the 60's. I don't know why he just didn't help plant some tulips, that seems to be Kansas Cities solution.

8. Wong says its ok for kid to lose his Wang. Damn this is a funny story.

BOB DOLE ATTACKS LIMBAUGH

Just what we need, the guy that lost to Bill is coming out attacking a conservative in the defense of McCain't. Bob your time has passed. Your time spent defending our country and serving in office has been an asset to our country. You must however realize that your time has passed. The minute you started doing commercials and having Bill speak at your building at KU you became a liability to the party and the conservative movement.

QUICK HITS

1. People are risking life and limb to flee KCK.

2. Isn't this a scene out of an AIRPLANE movie? I am surprised the plane wasn't totaled after hitting one of KC's famous potholes.

3. It appears that young girls are following the lead of Jamie Lynn Spears. This 13 year old "decided" to shack up with her 34 YEAR OLD "boyfriend". And yes she is pregnant.

4. Some nicknames fit.

5. Cheap coffin? I have always known that people that grew up in the great depression were frugal but this is over the top.

6. Even the Latino Street gangs of LA are racist. They simply follow the lead of their biggest gang, La Raza.

7. When old people speak it is often humorous. McCain is irrelevant not Legend.

8. Fred Thompson says that he is not interested in running for president. My question is when did he start?

MCCAIN SUPPORTER CROSSES THE LINE

THIS WOMAN CROSSED THE LINE.