THE JOCOSOB WORST PERSON OF THE YEAR

For being more liberal than most liberals
For not having the right strategy for Iraq
For not being able to catch Bin Laden in 7 years
For pushing our country into socialism
For reaching across the aisle and not getting anything in return
For doing such a piss poor job than an idiot with no experience seemed capable of taking his place
For being unmotivating and reactionary
For letting me down.

OLD ONE BUT FUNNY AS HELL

QUICK HITS

1. I find it funny that WATER is such a huge problem in this country. Not oil, water. Not food, water. When the hell did we become Ethiopia?

2. Clintons are reverting to their WT Arkansas ways and not paying rent. Yet these people want to run the country?????? So much for caring about the everyday guy.

3. Bush ( a nonconservative) is asking conservatives to back McCain't ( a nonconservative) for the good of the Republican party. With a 30% approval rating and 11 months left in office does any of this make sense? How about we just sit this one out like we did during the congressional elections and wait for you guys to leave our party.

4. Iran gives the United States the finger again and we do nothing, again.

5. Neil Young Sobers up? Lynard Skynard should of kicked this guys ass out of relevance a long time ago.

6. Sugar is in fact bad for you.

7. Prince Andrew does more for Compton, Ca in one day than the liberals who have run the place have since the riots in the 60's. I don't know why he just didn't help plant some tulips, that seems to be Kansas Cities solution.

8. Wong says its ok for kid to lose his Wang. Damn this is a funny story.