MORE LIBERAL RACISM

For a party that is getting ready to nominate a black man as a presidential candidate there is an awful lot of racism going on from inside. This time it is an abortion clinic promoting the abortion of "black babies".

BLONDES ON BUMPER CARS

You could remove the word "bumper" from the title and it would still hold true.

LENEXA, KS MAYOR HATES THE AMERICAN FLAG

The stance that the city is taking against the American Flag that Perkins flies is a joke and the Mayor and counsel should be embarrassed. To top it off the Mayor says that the flag is a symbol of PERKINS (not America). Who is this guy and where the hell did he come from? Long gone are the days of Rich Becker

KCK IS ON THE BOARD

Who woulda thought that a cold rainy day would bring out the competitive spirit? KCK answers North East KCMO with a body of their own. Instead of lugging the body into the woods these guys decided to torch the house.

EARLY BIRD GET THE WORM

ST. PATRICK'S DAY won't slow down crime in the North East part of town. These guys got their work in at 7am so that they could catch the parade. However in their rush they forgot to hide the body.

GREAT WEEKEND FOR KU HOOPS

Not only did we get the Big 12 Title but in doing so we landed the #1 seed in the Midwest region.
First games are in Omaha
Where to stay
Tickets

First game time
11:25 am

CHINESE ARMY VS TIBET MONKS

DID WE NEED A SEQUEL TO THIS MOVIE?

WAL-MART GOES MUSLIM

THE FLAGSHIP OF CAPITALISM CATERING TO PEOPLE THAT HATE CAPITALISM?

QUICK HITS

Not looking good in the burbs.

1. These two idiots made it a whole 3 blocks before crashing the car that they jacked. I hope those 3 minutes were worth the 10 years that you will be getting.

2. Lee's Summit woman shot by ex boyfriend. Either she was a skank that cheated on him or he was a psycho. I am going to have to go with a combination of both.

3. Knives seem to be the affordable option nowadays when it comes to attempted murder. The gang bangers of this town need to form a bullet coop.

4. Lenexa wannabes want to be like the Varsity in KCMO and have switched to knives.

5. House was burnt but how were the ribs?

ROLL OVER, SIT, BEG, FETCH &

This man thought that mans best friend was a friend with privileges.

THE LANDFILL

Today I woke up and it was a beautiful day. There was a rare Kansas City snow, cold wind, rain of course clouds. On this wonderful Saturday I went over to the old house and loaded up a truck full of crap that was to pathetic to even put on Craigslist and headed North to beautiful Shawnee, Ks. Inside this city lays the most incredible site I have ever seen, the landfill. How have i missed out on this little gem?

After you get weighed by the toothless trash dude that had to work a Saturday you head up the long winding road of filth. As you take this road you get to catch a glimpse of a small trash town sitting in a valley of filth. It must be nice to work there and eat your lunch on the patio on a nice hot summer day. This town however is not the end of the road.

After taking in the scenic town you continue up the mountain (of trash) road to the top of the heap making sure that you follow the "landfill" signs. Once you get to the top it is not what you expect at all. There are thousands of white birds attacking the trash and they even have a nice little trash lake which you can see (lake not pond). I have never seen that many birds in my life. I sat there and thought why the hell are these birds here, they have wings, they can go anywhere that they want yet they hang out at the freaking dump. Then I realized that I was at the dump on a Saturday too.

It took me an hour to clean off the truck but the memories of the landfill will last me a lifetime.

SCREW THE AMERICAN DREAM

If buying a home is the American dream I would hate to see the nightmares. I worked my ass off for the longest time to get this house and while it is a great house the crap that comes along with it makes the whole thing not worth the effort. After that past 3 weeks there is not a chance in hell that I will ever be happy living here.

NEW BLOG COMING SOON

I am nearly finished with my new blog and will be making a transition to the new spot over the next few weeks. Those of you that are subscribers to this blog will be sent the link.

DOH!

It appears that the National Guard has declared war against Tulsa, Oklahoma. The story says that the bomb was a dummy but I think it is safe to say that the pilot was the real dummy.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THE DAY

There are actually good young people that live in KCK. Not only that but they are HEROS. I would like to say thank you to Aaron Williams and Howard Kemper for doing what others wouldn't.