Monday, October 27, 2008
I ENDORSE
Since everyone seems to be endorsing candidates in the blog sphere it is time to throw my hat in the ring.
I ENDORSE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT.
I have been working hard for far too long and could use a nice 4 year break. I won't have to worry about money, health insurance, losing my house, asteroids hitting the earth, crime, crossing the red sea etc.. under Obama.
I look forward to receiving the seeds from the government to plant my money tree in my backyard.
Thanks in advance for the vacation!
QUICK HITS
The stories that JOCOians are talking about today while thanking god that they don't live in KCMO.
1. You gotta love cheap gas. On a side note, where did all the Global Warming trolls go that use to send me emails regarding the price of gas? Probably trying to sell their "smart" car.
2. You have nothing to worry about here. Sure Cuba and Russia are strengthening their ties but if Obama is elected they will see us as a communist ally.
3. If you are too cheap to buy your kid a Halloween costume then you must live in KCMO. Rumor has it that Funkhouser is going to be a successful mayor for Halloween. Nobody will ever figure it out.
4. JOCO get Six million dollars to tear down blighted homes. Buh Bye NOJOCO.
5. I have never understood how homeless people have the time to collect cans, steal copper, beg for change etc... to get their drug fix yet don't have the same work ethic to maintain a roof over their head. These poor bastards OD'd in a Lawrence homeless "campground". Is that a KOA camp?
6. M16's for sale in Kansas. Nice. We can now protect ourselves for the upcoming invasion by KCMO residents looking for a better life in our county.
7. KCMO schools offering field trips into the Ghetto. How embarrassing would it be if you were a kid and one of these trips took place in your neighborhood. You would have to be a dumbass to sign that permission slip.
8. You gotta hand it to the muslims and the "honor killing" of their kids.
9. Who the hell gives an 8 year old a loaded Uzi?
10. The return of school shootings
WHITE TRASH ALERT!
It is ignorant dumb ass's like this that piss me off even more than the dipsh*ts on the left. The minute that violence is used because you don't like someone's politics, color, religion, gender, sexual preference etc... it is important for US ALL to take notice. It is our abillity to disagree and move on that makes our nation great. These Nazi bastards are the worst scum that this country has.
THE WIRE
GANG BANGERS HATE THE COLD AND THE RAIN. Look for things to pick up around Wednesday in the Homicide department.
1. KCMO residents continue their attempt at running businesses to JOCO.
2. KCMO parks are often deadly. This guy was killed in broad daylight.
3. Jealous KCMO residents come to JOCO to take part in some preelection wealth distribution.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
JOCO IS IN THE CLEAR
Thanks to JA Dirtbag for pointing this out to me. It appears that the racist store clerk involved in the receipt gate scandal is from KCMO & not JOCO. It kinda figures though does it not?
Friday, October 24, 2008
RANDOM THOUGHTS & QUESTIONS
1. Do people that live in KCK and the East Side of KCMO allow their kids to go trick or treating in their neighborhoods?
2. If these parents allow this shouldn't social services come and take their children for endangerment?
3. Can JOCO have too many Best Buys? I am not sure that is possible.
4. Who the hell still eats at Perkins?
5. Why do people not understand how to go through a round a bout?
6. If Missouri roads suck so bad why don't they put up tolls. Every state I have traveled through recently has toll roads.
7. How much would you pay on PPV to watch child molesters get executed?
8. Where the people that founded Kansas City a bunch of quitters? Were these people that were heading out west for gold and just gave up because it was too difficult? It would explain a lot.
9. Is there a bigger HD screen that 65 inches?
10. Why is it impossible to make left hand turns in Olathe?
11. Now that gas is cheap again do you laugh at the idiots that sold their SUV's for Smart cars? I sure the hell do.
12. Does the Mayor of KCMO realize how ugly he and his wife are?
13. Do the people at KCPT think that the sets that they have look good? Have you seen the set of RUKUS? Holy crap.
14. Do you think it is hilarious watching Native Americans rob people of their money at Casinos? I sure the hell do after what we did to them.
15. Do you laugh your ass off as you drive by some of these gated communities in SOJOCO and see half of them up for sale? Have fun scratching off your little community sticker A-Hole now that you can't live there.
16. Why is it that Taco Via and Long John Silvers are no longer at "the mall"?
17. If a mall walker passes out at Metcalf South would anyone notice?
18. Why do religious groups feel it is moral to charge you $3 for a hot dog at a festival? Have fun in hell religious hot dog vendor guy.
19. Why don't they make all major roads 4 lanes to begin with?
20. Who would win in this fight: Larry Johnson vs. Queen Latifah?
21. Why is booze legal and weed against the law?
22. Who are the morons that think that Katie Horner and Laura Moritz are Hot?
23. Does anyone else still think its funny when Gary Lezak says that he is getting 4 inches at his location?
24. Who is the guy that updates his face book status every 5 minutes? Get a life bro.
25. Carrie Underwood or Megan Fox?
26. Corona or Corona light?
27. Does anyone else like the Kansas Sampler commercial?
28. Am I the only one that doesn't believe that the United States landed on the Moon?
29. Where in the bible are dinosaurs mentioned?
30. Can we put together a ballot initiative kicking Roeland Park & fairway out of JOCO?
31. Does the Kansas City Red Star think that anyone reads their blogger sections other than Crime Scene KC?
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
DO NOT BE AFRAID
In an effort to prepare my fellow capitalist Americans for the chance of a socialist take over of our country I have come up with a survival kit to ensure your safety over the next 2 years. I will be sharing the details of this kit tonight so that you can rush out to the stores and prepare.
DUMB ASS JOCOIAN
If the dips**t that works at Journeys is from the SOJOCO area I would appreciate it if he left asap.
THE WIRE - 2 DAY RECAP
If Mister Rogers lived in the East Side he would torch his neighborhood. On a good note it appears that rain is bad for the casket business in KC.
1. "Accidental shooting" in the East Side. It's sad when people get shot cleaning their weapons before a fun night of bowling and drive by shootings.
2. If you see a White Tahoe in KCK or KCMO chances are it was stolen from one of the fine residents of Overland Park.
3. What does Monkey Theft lead too in the eyes of the local media?
4. If you scam a Wizard of Oz munchkin you might as well punch your ticket to hell.
5. I am sure that sex offenders will be sure to follow this memo...
6. The biggest Bitch in KC sports history is sad about his behavior.
7. If you aren't taking advantage of old people, you should. It appears to be an easy way to earn a buck.
8. Warrensburg wants to be like the East Side.
Monday, October 20, 2008
JOCO QUESTION OF THE DAY
How much of your paycheck do you think goes to supporting KCMO residents through wealth redistribution? What could you do with that money if it wasn't taken from you?
KCMO QUESTION OF THE DAY
What do you plan on purchasing with the tax money that you get from JOCO families through the distribution of Wealth?
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