OMEGA MAN UPDATE

NOTE TO THE RACIST FROM THE EAST. WHEN FIGHTING CRIME AND LOOKING FOR TIPS YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET THE LOCATION OF THE CRIME RIGHT.

It appears that Omega man doesn't know the difference between Lee's Summit and Leawood. HOW FREAKING FUNNY IS THAT! He is looking for a tip for a shooting that never happened errrrrrrrr it did happen only it was on the other side of the state line.

Does this still make it a hate crime.

HOLY CRAP THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

OMEGA MAN IS OUTTA CONTROL

I seriously think that this guy has last his mind and is very close to self destruction. In his recent myspace posting he blasts Leawood for being a racist community and that the shooting of a girl was a hate crime for no other reason than it happening in JOCO. His hatred and bigotry is exactly what is wrong with the metro and his words cause more division amongst its citizens. These PR stunts of fear and hate are nothing more than attempts for him to have some attention given to him.

This guys own words are contridictions

Post 1
December 24th
"If race relations in KC could improve the city would be a whole hell of a lot better. People would care about all the crimes in the city. Urban blight would not exist. "

Post 2
December 25th
"A Black girl shot in the face in Leawood, KS.This is the same place that used to have laws that did not allow anyone of color to live there. It's the same place that City Hall workers took bets about how many Black would die in a year due to homicides in the hood. It's also very close to the shopping center where a store gave out a Dumb N-word reciept to a Black consumer. So, the concept of a hate crime would not be unheard of"

I think his words speak volumes for his true intentions.

STEVE JOBS BLOWS IT

I use to respect and admire Steve Jobs but after reading this story it may change everything!

HATERS HATE

You knew it was coming, the hate filled response to midtowns pitch article by the Fred Phelps of the East Side.

A MUST READ FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Those of you JOCOians that read this blog know that I have been a fan of this guys work for the past year when we started exchanging emails. So be sure to check out the story that the Pitch did on Midtown.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF A KCMO CHRISTMAS

This is a rough draft so bare with me.

12 School superintendents

11 homicides in planning

10 Vacant homes a burning

9 Teachers striking

8 "Mammies" a milking

7 Companies closing

6 Car jackings

5 an arena with VACANCYYYYYYY

4 City Counsel turds

3 Conventions Leaving

2 Teams that suck

AND A CRAPPY MAYORS CHRISTMAS TREE

THE SOURCE OF PAIN FOR SOME MARRIED MEN

Today while I was hard at work in my office I was flipping through the Pitch website (as I said it is great lunchtime reading) and stumbled across this little story. It appears that Lee Jeans is the company behind the hideous creation known as "mom jeans". These jeans are the most depressing thing I have ever seen on a woman. Even more sickening then fat women wearing spandex and even worst than stirrup pants.

These jeans completely destroy the appearance of a woman and should be outlawed at once.

Since this is a JOCO company I am all in favor of putting together a picket line in front of their building next week.

Nothing says "I don't give a crap anymore" like a woman wearing mom jeans.

SANTA AND THE DUTCH OVEN

So ummm who has bought one of these?

HAPPY FESTIVUS YOU BASTARDS

LEARY TUESDAYS

GOOD NEWS KCMO

In 9 days your murder stats get to go back to zero and all will be forgotten!

SCROOGE LINKS

Just to remind you that Scrooge is more than a movie. I pulled these headlines to the side to remind you that while most of us are celebrating this week in our comfortable JOCO homes, there are those out there not as fortunate as us. There are also people out there that want to ruin our way of life and will not rest until we are as miserable as them.

1. 13 year old kid that was tied to a tree and tortured for 18 hours back in June couldn't make it to Christmas.

2. Road Rage in Dallas kills 2 people. Tis da season.

3. Remember the Boston Tea Party? Good, cus we may need to drop some tea in a harbor again if these bastards get their way.

4. Don't these people know that the only acceptable time to steal is in a time of crisis. Looting is much cooler than shoplifting.

5. Gang raping lesbians isn't included in the 12 days of Christmas is it? On a side note she was raped which should be punishable by death, so I don't understand why they had to include the fact that she was a lesbian in the story.

6. The people of Venezuela are being denied one of the finest dining venues ever conceived (THE FOOD COURT) by their dictator.

7. Iowa man guilty of selling Teen Girls off for Christmas.

8. Milkman turns Dopeman. Nothing says Merry Christmas more than buying your Grandma a dime bag.

9. Your Christmas Hot Chocolate may kill you, seriously.

10. Your Wii could kill you, not so seriously.

COLD WEATHER IS DEVESTATING KCMO

If you don't believe me then read this story......Done? Ok, have you noticed that the aim of KCMO residents has started to slip lately? Well imagine trying to aim a weapon in a moving car while wearing gloves.. Poor bastards should seriously think about unionizing so that they can get all of their killing done from April - October. This is no weather to be out shooting up houses.