BLACK LEADERS FAIL KCMO YOUTH

It isn't like this is surprising news to anyone that pays attention to what is going on in the inner city. These so called leaders and activists are overseeing one of the most deadly years in KCMO history yet they remain "leaders". How does this happen? When will the people of the East Side see their supposed leaders for what they are?

Leaders that fail get fired unless they are called "community activists". Has the East Sides crime rate gotten better? Is there new thriving business in the community? Is the blight gone? These leaders have failed their community in unforgivable ways and should simply do the honorable thing and step aside.

KWANZAA IN JOCO

That's right, there are 2 local Kwanzaa celebrations in JOCO this year. Those of you looking for an excuse to leave work and celebrate the , holiday now have an excuse. Be sure to pick up some of the great Kwanzaa crafts.

For those of you in JOCO that are still baffled by this holiday here is a helpful link for you to better educate yourselves on this holiday. I can not however find the listing for "Charlie Browns Kwanzaa".

By the way the man that invinted Kwanzaa hates America and enjoys torturing females.

THE WIRE

Further proof that if you live in KCMO your life is in danger at all times.

1. You never hear about accidental hand shooting at 2:45am in JOCO. Kudos to KCMO for making crime a 24 hour obsession. No word yet out of the Omega Man camp if this was a hate crime. I am sure that he is still trying to get the location right.

2. Another 2am shooting, this time in Lee's Summit. I truly feel for the good people of that town having to live that close to KCMO.

3. Merriam sucks so bad that this woman tried to jump off an overpass.

4. Business owners on Troost get robbed. Snow is wet.

5. It ain't an East Side party unless someone gets shot.

Caroline Kennedy: An American Dumb Ass``

Proof that money doesn't = intelligence.

AN EXAMPLE OF INTERNET DOUCHEBAGGERY

I was surprised this morning when I saw Tony link to Present "Magazines" top 10 blogs of the metro this morning. I figured that at least Tony was above the joining in of the circle jerk but I guess I was wrong.

Those of you that joined in on that circle jerk should be ashamed of yourselves for allowing your blog to become part of some sorta emo popularity party. Good lord.

OMEGA MAN UPDATE

NOTE TO THE RACIST FROM THE EAST. WHEN FIGHTING CRIME AND LOOKING FOR TIPS YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET THE LOCATION OF THE CRIME RIGHT.

It appears that Omega man doesn't know the difference between Lee's Summit and Leawood. HOW FREAKING FUNNY IS THAT! He is looking for a tip for a shooting that never happened errrrrrrrr it did happen only it was on the other side of the state line.

Does this still make it a hate crime.

HOLY CRAP THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

OMEGA MAN IS OUTTA CONTROL

I seriously think that this guy has last his mind and is very close to self destruction. In his recent myspace posting he blasts Leawood for being a racist community and that the shooting of a girl was a hate crime for no other reason than it happening in JOCO. His hatred and bigotry is exactly what is wrong with the metro and his words cause more division amongst its citizens. These PR stunts of fear and hate are nothing more than attempts for him to have some attention given to him.

This guys own words are contridictions

Post 1
December 24th
"If race relations in KC could improve the city would be a whole hell of a lot better. People would care about all the crimes in the city. Urban blight would not exist. "

Post 2
December 25th
"A Black girl shot in the face in Leawood, KS.This is the same place that used to have laws that did not allow anyone of color to live there. It's the same place that City Hall workers took bets about how many Black would die in a year due to homicides in the hood. It's also very close to the shopping center where a store gave out a Dumb N-word reciept to a Black consumer. So, the concept of a hate crime would not be unheard of"

I think his words speak volumes for his true intentions.

STEVE JOBS BLOWS IT

I use to respect and admire Steve Jobs but after reading this story it may change everything!

HATERS HATE

You knew it was coming, the hate filled response to midtowns pitch article by the Fred Phelps of the East Side.

A MUST READ FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Those of you JOCOians that read this blog know that I have been a fan of this guys work for the past year when we started exchanging emails. So be sure to check out the story that the Pitch did on Midtown.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF A KCMO CHRISTMAS

This is a rough draft so bare with me.

12 School superintendents

11 homicides in planning

10 Vacant homes a burning

9 Teachers striking

8 "Mammies" a milking

7 Companies closing

6 Car jackings

5 an arena with VACANCYYYYYYY

4 City Counsel turds

3 Conventions Leaving

2 Teams that suck

AND A CRAPPY MAYORS CHRISTMAS TREE

THE SOURCE OF PAIN FOR SOME MARRIED MEN

Today while I was hard at work in my office I was flipping through the Pitch website (as I said it is great lunchtime reading) and stumbled across this little story. It appears that Lee Jeans is the company behind the hideous creation known as "mom jeans". These jeans are the most depressing thing I have ever seen on a woman. Even more sickening then fat women wearing spandex and even worst than stirrup pants.

These jeans completely destroy the appearance of a woman and should be outlawed at once.

Since this is a JOCO company I am all in favor of putting together a picket line in front of their building next week.

Nothing says "I don't give a crap anymore" like a woman wearing mom jeans.

SANTA AND THE DUTCH OVEN

So ummm who has bought one of these?