It is always the quiet little towns that breed the wannabe bombers. This time the yute was in 6th grade and handy with M-80 powder. Nothing says WT more than your kid bringing explosives to school.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
THE TONGI BOMBER.
It is always the quiet little towns that breed the wannabe bombers. This time the yute was in 6th grade and handy with M-80 powder. Nothing says WT more than your kid bringing explosives to school.
PORN AT THE WORK PLACE
For the longest time I have been wondering why the uneducators at the KCMOSD were willing to work with out a contract. Turns out it was for porn. That's right, porn watching in the classroom.
This crap writes itself.
THE WIRE
1. KCMO + PCP = Naked man hiding under bridge.. Sounds like a good place to raise a family.
2. It is one thing to waste your time robbing a tannery once but to do it twice? How much freaking money could one of those joints have in them?
3. With the temperatures warming up you knew it was only a matter of time before a dead body surfaced from beneath the ice in KCMO.
4. Short and Small robs Big and Tall in OP. Tip: If a man that is neither big or tall walks into your fatman store you MIGHT want to keep your eyes on him.
5. "Suspicious vehicle tipped them off", I guess it wasnt full of bullet holes and sitting on 20's.
KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN
This story is further proof that we need to switch to JOCO Metro area instead of KCMO metro area.
What other metro city could a 14 year old girl get shot in the face? Kudos to KCMO for once again one upping yourselves.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
WAYSIDE WAIFS FOR HUMANS?
The idea of giving temporary homes for homeless people(in one place) sounds an awful lot like the citys solution to homeless animals. At least going forward we will know that the citys homeless have had all of their shots, been spayed or neutered, socialized and given flea baths.
QUICK HITS
Ten stories for you morons to read while I am out earning your stimulus money.
1. Further proof that pulling out is not effective.
2. Why would we want to punish terrorist?
3. With 5300 gang killing last year in Mexico who cares if 3 heads are found in a freezer?
4. The performance of a lifetime
5. Liberal hate will plague Obama.
6. How many families could be clothed for the price of an Obama dress?
7. "god is speaking to you" Further proof that most Obama supporters would of asked for another glass of Kool Aid from Jim Jones.
8. It's bad enough being a carjacker but a baby puncher?
9. Man goes on rampage after being fired from an OP construction site. This is what happens when you hire workers from KCMO.
10. Detroit Lions continue to make big mistakes.
THE WIRE - METRO CHICKS ARE ON THE LOOSE
1. Female pickpocket is jacking people inside grocery stores IN OP!!
2. Someone needs to explain to this chick that if you are going to attempt an armed robbery you might set your sights a little higher than a freaking blockbuster.
3. In what could be the worst crime in the last several months a KCMO man was arrested for raping a boy with a a screwdriver for over a month. What a sick F***!
4. Carjacker and Armed Robber caught on................TROOST. What are the odds?
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
NEW EDITIONS
BLOGS AND SITES THAT DON'T SUCK OR CONTAIN EMO HIPSTER CONTENT
Ever heard of KC WIRED? Me neither until a couple of weeks ago. This site is going to be your one stop for KC FOOD, MUSIC& DRINK. Check it out.
Those of you that own xbox 360's will enjoy this blog. After a little coaxing by several people Alex has started his own gaming blog. If you want game reviews and tips without popups GO HERE.
Entertainment and Conservative links a plenty. I mentioned them yesterday Conservative Grapevine.
If you are a conservative and you aren't going to Hot Air on a daily basis you need to start.
JOCO METRO bloggers could learn a lot from this blog out of NYC. Check out Gothamist.
QUICK HITS - THE FIRST UNDER THE OBAMA DICTATORSHIP
ALL HAIL THE MESSIAH
1. Obama has trouble taking Oath....
2 I have no idea who this chick is but it seems to be a big deal that she is in Playboy.
3. More tears from liberal media outlets.
4. Obama not extreme enough for liberals. ARE THESE PEOPLE EVER HAPPY??????????????
5. Obamas secret police hard at work on day 1.
6. Vatican Tube coming to a URL near you. I can't wait for the first installment of Pope bloopers.
7. Wasn't there a story in the bible that dealt with this subject matter?
8. NEWMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. You might be a Loser if you read Claire's twitter.
10. Pizza Hut almost goes Jim Jones on church goers.
AMERICAN IDOL BIKINI GIRL
Finally some news about this chick. It appears that Hooters in other towns actually have attractive women. Good luck finding this gal at a JOCO METRO area hooters.
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