Tuesday, January 27, 2009
THE WIRE
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP? Get off your ass's KCMO & KCK and put in some work damn it!
1. In the area that the Mayor of KCMO wanted blight rail to run through, a man was shot in the foot waiting for the bus...
2. Louisburg elementary school principal is a junkie.
THATS IT!
Monday, January 26, 2009
THE RECESSION WILL KILL YOU
The fact that more Americans are eating McDonalds now than before should scare the crap out of you. Have you thought about the trickle down effect this will have?
1. Recession hits so people look for food bargains
2. People settle on unhealthy crappy food guaranteed to clog your arteries.
3. As the recession expands so does the eating of McDonalds.
4. More and More people become obese and suffer from clogged arteries.
5. Insurance companies start increasing premiums in order to turn a profit.
6. Obese people show up at work less due to health reasons.
7. Production falls at companies trying to compete in hard economic times
8. Company is forced to pass along increased premiums to employees
9. Company goes out of business
10 go back to step 1
KCMO PARENTS KICK ASS
No not really. Once again the good people of KCMO haven't let me down. It appears that some families can't afford to feed their kids so the schools are now sending food home with them over the weekend.....Excuse me but where the hell is Social Services on this crap? A parent can loose their kid for spanking them BUT if you can't feed your kid you can keep him/her?
And when the hell did it become the responsibility of A School District to expand its reach to the home and weekends?
If you can't feed your kid do the right thing and give them to foster care where they can at least have a chance. If you wish to help feed a KCMO kid visit this link.
THE FALL OF JESSICA SIMPSON
I don't really know what to say about this other than I can't believe that is her.
LADIES TAKE NOTE: IF JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS LIKE CRAP IN MOM JEANS IMAGINE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IN THEM.
The before and after pics I posted will make even the strongest man cry.
STRONG WINDS DEVESTATING THE STL
It appears that the high winds from the cold front that moved in over the weekend has made it so STL residents can now smell KCMO.
JOCO residents should be thankful that we are West of that place.
JOCO residents should be thankful that we are West of that place.
QUICK HITS
10 stories that idiots that don't read this blog probably will never hear about. Consider yourself part of the informed minority.
1. This story doesn't exactly give you the best visual going into a new week.
2. Pelosi thinks that abortions will stimulate the economy.
3. Obama continues to weaken this country.
4. First Lady is considered a sell out in the black community.
5. It just got a whole lot tougher for the Auto Industry courtesy of the liberal and chief.
6. It is a sellers market if you are looking to sell eggs or sperm. Eww.
7. Fat is contagious? Why isn't it ever something cool like hotness.
8. Australian scientist are way off on this one. The reason sex is better for men when drunk is simple, BEER GOGGLES.
9. Eddy Curry can't catch a break.
10. "uncle damon" ditches 3 year old at Chuck E. Cheese.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
Even though the weather outside was a little chili this weekend there were some brave souls still willing to put in some work.
1. Gas station robberies are only a real crime when they take place at a Quick Trip. If you aren't safe at a QT the WHERE ARE YOU SAFE!
2. Missouri Criminal takes one look at KCK and decides to head back to KCMO during police chase.
3. Some Lawrence residents have seen too much MENACE II SOCIETY.
4. Wichita holds a KCMO reenactment this weekend. I think they nailed it.
5. In what could be the sickest crime this weekend a mother pimps out her 5 year old daughter in Wichita.
6. No details were given as to if the money was hauled away in paper or plastic.
7. If one wanted to How many families in KCMO could be arrested for starving their kids....
8. Independence Ave goes old school with a knife fight injuring 3.
9. The funniest part of this story is that there is a Museum on Quindaro. What the hell do they have on display there? Shell casings and police tape?
10. KCK residents solve homeless heating problem by torching vacants.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
FINALLY! TONY RIZZO NAILS IT
For over 2 years now I have been begging the media to pay some attention to the crime in KCMO. It wasn't until today (Sunday) that somebody finally did. The reporting on this story is incredible and Tony Rizzo should get an award for doing what the other chicken S*** people in the media wouldn't.
Friday, January 23, 2009
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